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The Nude-O-Scope Haiku Thread
I felt like venting in the poetic form of my ancestors. Please feel free to chime in.
TSA scanners. My pants are now obsolete. Ten inches, baby. |
GED flunky
Never found a terrorist Go get a burger |
5-7-5?
In the naked scan The emperor has no clothes Good job TSA |
NOS reveals
hoyateach runs counter to his stereotype |
Originally Posted by hoyateach
(Post 15149831)
I felt like venting in the poetic form of my ancestors. Please feel free to chime in.
TSA scanners. My pants are now obsolete. Ten inches, baby. Your ancestors' honor saved From molestation. |
Tribute to John:
If you touch my junk I will have you arrested Not flying today But the one khurley posted is best :D |
Haiku
Pick the Nude-O-Scope
Or Agent Genital Grope. No thanks Big Brother. |
secret police state
TSA touches my junk fourth amendment out |
TSA help me:
my junk's a terrorist penis on the loose |
Take my civil rights
I wasn't using those buggers Anyway, you know. |
Nappy and Pissy
Shredding the Constitution Smiles on their faces. People in the streets Guillotines ready to drop O sweet sound, chop chop. Hear the doors clang shut TSOs in orange jumpsuits Pervs and thieves locked up. Airlines are happy Revenues go up, up The people have won. :D |
boobs on the big screen
crotch grabs on kids and babies I feel much safer |
let there be jihad
big bomb in my underwear no it was just gas |
Originally Posted by mulieri
(Post 15150886)
let there be jihad
big bomb in my underwear no it was just gas |
You want to grope me
Run your hands between my legs Buy me a drink, babe. |
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