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does your resume
include the phrase "junk toucher" ? if not, please update |
TSA Agent
too much pay for performance groping a bonus those liquid-filled bras can hide all the explosives let the agent feel |
TSO not cops
Genitals not up for grabs Get out of my crotch |
Naked Body Scans
Radiation burns my skin I don't want cancer |
Originally Posted by txboris
(Post 15151114)
TSO not cops
Genitals not up for grabs Get out of my crotch Mashup of the Rolling Stones, rephrased "Hey hey you you get out of my crotch" and MC Hammer "You Can't Touch This" |
Originally Posted by pbjag
(Post 15151466)
Sorry, not a haiku- but a song mashup came to mind when I read this one.
Mashup of the Rolling Stones, rephrased "Hey hey you you get out of my crotch" and MC Hammer "You Can't Touch This" And now for the haiku: Michael Roberts John Tyner American heroes Gotta give you a thumbs down on the Haiku. Remember, Haiku is three lines with a specific number of "on" (or "ons") per line. An on is a syllable; the syntax/form is three lines, of 5, 7, 5 on(s)/syllables. Come on, you can do it. |
Rape-iscan profits
Thanks to Chertoff Consulting Follow the money |
Originally Posted by txboris
(Post 15151682)
LOL on the mashup.
Gotta give you a thumbs down on the Haiku. Remember, Haiku is three lines with a specific number of "on" (or "ons") per line. An on is a syllable; the syntax/form is three lines, of 5, 7, 5 on(s)/syllables. Come on, you can do it. |
Meet Jeffrey Goldberg
TSO groping like mad Meet The Resistance |
Originally Posted by pbjag
(Post 15151729)
Not after a few glasses of wine, I can't (which is why I had deleted it...) ;)
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Originally Posted by schwarm
(Post 15151719)
Rape-iscan profits
Thanks to Chertoff Consulting Follow the money Sorry, not a haiku. |
Fun at the airport
For a good time call Pistole Cheap thrills for perverts |
Privates uncovered
Now property of the State. Security first. |
I can haz opt out?
No you can not haz opt out. TSO fired. |
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