The Nude-O-Scope Haiku Thread
Nov 15, 2010 | 11:55 pm
Join Date: May 2009
Location: EWR
Programs: UA .5M, Vistana 1-Star owner
Posts: 992
TSA pat down haiku
My weewee ready
How they feel our private parts
All shift long they grope
Nov 16, 2010 | 12:29 am
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: America's Finest City
Posts: 11,121
Your mother is proud
You feel up kiddies and grannies
For mininum wage
Nov 16, 2010 | 12:42 am
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: YOW (mostly); PDX (some of the time)
Programs: AS (former)MVP, DL [NW-WP], AC Aeroplan, Starbucks Gold :)
Posts: 257
We're the TSA*
Going where the sun don't shine
The middle of legs
*I am
not a TSO, nor do I play one on TV
^
Last edited by FAIPDXFlyer; Nov 16, 2010 at 12:47 am
Nov 16, 2010 | 12:48 am
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 100
Smurf with rubber gloves
Kabuki security
Absolute B.S..
Nov 16, 2010 | 7:13 am
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DTW
Programs: DL DM/1MM, Marriott Lifetime Platinum
Posts: 200
Male Opt Out! That's me.
Walk around WTMD
Grin while they touch me
Nov 16, 2010 | 8:33 am
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: SE Asia
Posts: 647
Throwing lots for the
Chance to sit in the scanner
'There's a sweet cutie!'
Nov 16, 2010 | 9:07 am
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: BOS-TLV
Programs: Lots of them, no status
Posts: 1,319
Have a grab at this.
I got WMD
in my pants, baby.
Nov 16, 2010 | 11:28 pm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: on a short leash
Programs: some
Posts: 71,445
Thousands stand around
See bodies, pat genitals
Security - not
Nov 17, 2010 | 12:28 am
Join Date: May 2010
Location: PDX
Programs: AS MVPG, DL DM
Posts: 219
Incest survivors
scream in terror. TSA
has armed police cuff them.
(OK, not funny. But likely.)
Nov 17, 2010 | 3:22 am
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: DFW
Programs: AS, BA, AA
Posts: 3,670
A fleeting pleasure
Snowy image melts away
Damp Kleenex pile grows
Innocent blossoms
Petals plucked by cold blue hands
Tears fall to the floor
Last edited by janetdoe; Nov 17, 2010 at 1:13 pm
