Apply now to the TAROM Glam' Board !
Jan 14, 2002, 9:30 am
#1
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Join Date: May 2000
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Apply now to the TAROM Glam' Board !
First a few announcements:
- I'm CEO for LIFE
- Scott has been appointed as my personal Guru (and purveyor of nice goodies);
- GK has been nominated Crew Recruitment VP;
- AnnaS has been nominated Goddess undre probation;
- Puck has won the Artist Of The Board award for the perfect livery he designed. His cheque and upgrade certificates are in the mail... somewhere... ;
- I'm trying to tempt Pucci to accept the position of Mascot (with Harrod's gift certificates and free use of Scott's Concorde for life);
- FewMiles has boiled Blair's Hermčs scarf in the washing machine. He was sentensed to re-write the whole Smart Miles program.
Any new application must be sent to my personal banker, Nassau, Bahamas.
I accept all major credit cards, international money orders and department stores gift certificates (did I hear Barney's? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif)
- I'm CEO for LIFE
- Scott has been appointed as my personal Guru (and purveyor of nice goodies);
- GK has been nominated Crew Recruitment VP;
- AnnaS has been nominated Goddess undre probation;
- Puck has won the Artist Of The Board award for the perfect livery he designed. His cheque and upgrade certificates are in the mail... somewhere... ;
- I'm trying to tempt Pucci to accept the position of Mascot (with Harrod's gift certificates and free use of Scott's Concorde for life);
- FewMiles has boiled Blair's Hermčs scarf in the washing machine. He was sentensed to re-write the whole Smart Miles program.
Any new application must be sent to my personal banker, Nassau, Bahamas.
I accept all major credit cards, international money orders and department stores gift certificates (did I hear Barney's? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif)
Jan 14, 2002, 10:17 am
#2
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: LAX
Programs: UA 1MM, Hilton Diamond
Posts: 6,758
I hereby apply for:
Vice President-Human Resources
My first edict: topless Fridays for all employees (optional for the women)
Vice President-Human Resources
My first edict: topless Fridays for all employees (optional for the women)
Jan 14, 2002, 10:40 am
#3
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: controlling the internets from an underground bunker
Programs: So l33t that I don't need a wallet full of cards to prove it. Black is the new Gold.
Posts: 3,041
celbrian: I still get to be your personal travel agent, i mean, uh, VP of Partner Relations, right?
Jan 14, 2002, 10:48 am
#4
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: London, UK
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by markbach:
celbrian: I still get to be your personal travel agent, i mean, uh, VP of Partner Relations, right?</font>
celbrian: I still get to be your personal travel agent, i mean, uh, VP of Partner Relations, right?</font>
Jan 14, 2002, 12:11 pm
#5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">I'm CEO for LIFE</font>
I am now drawing up the TAROM organization chart. Anyone who has been previously appointed to a position has it for life (this is TAROM, after all). Anyone who wants a position gets it upon asking (and after forwarding the appropriate funds to our CEO Celby).
markbach: your position is secure. I had Celby sign your employment contract and generous benefits package Saturday night over several Smirnoff Ice and a few Kylie Minogue dance re-mixes.
Catwood: What would you like to be? If the position is open, and you send the funds, it's yours!
Jan 14, 2002, 1:56 pm
#7
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 941
Et moi alors...
I can only request... Executive Vice President - Customer Satisfaction.
Being French, manners should be at a premium, which fits quite nicely with the concept of a glam Romanian airline (with Cel as CEO).
Glad to be on board http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif
I can only request... Executive Vice President - Customer Satisfaction.
Being French, manners should be at a premium, which fits quite nicely with the concept of a glam Romanian airline (with Cel as CEO).
Glad to be on board http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif
Jan 14, 2002, 3:15 pm
#8
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Welcome aboard to two more VPs!
Airoli: VP Marketing and Advertising (the more geeky the better at TAROM!)
Canista: VP Customer Satisfaction (oh, the irony of a Frenchman for this position http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif)
Airoli: VP Marketing and Advertising (the more geeky the better at TAROM!)
Canista: VP Customer Satisfaction (oh, the irony of a Frenchman for this position http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif)
Jan 14, 2002, 3:25 pm
#9
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: London. Edinburgh, Cornwall
Programs: BA GGL, British Midland Lifetime* Loser
Posts: 7,950
Is there room for a VP Press Relations?
I could spend most of my time taking impressionable young Romanian cub reporters out to lunch (in order to promote TAROM's image, of course) and the rest in the office holding celby's coat.
Alastair
I could spend most of my time taking impressionable young Romanian cub reporters out to lunch (in order to promote TAROM's image, of course) and the rest in the office holding celby's coat.
Alastair
Jan 14, 2002, 3:57 pm
#10
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: SYD
Programs: Too many golds, no plat: OZ*G, AC*G, NZ*G, VA Gold, QF Gold, HH Gold, Bonvoy Gold
Posts: 5,350
So much for the love that dare not speak its name
No longer will I hide my head in guilt and shame
It's time for us all to come out and be proud
Let's tell the whole world! Let's be lewd, let's be loud
I love TAROM and I'm not afraid to show it
So can I please be the official GlamPoet?
No longer will I hide my head in guilt and shame
It's time for us all to come out and be proud
Let's tell the whole world! Let's be lewd, let's be loud
I love TAROM and I'm not afraid to show it
So can I please be the official GlamPoet?
Jan 14, 2002, 6:20 pm
#11
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 10007.
Posts: 649
Blair and Celby --
I'd like to be a permanent fixture at the Tupolev lounge, sipping mousseux, or whatever our cheap CEO buys these days, chainsmoking Stewardess cigarettes (imported from Russia), flirting with the bartender and the DJ, looking fabulous in striped Sonia Rykiel. As VP of fun I would also be in charge of entertaining the international champagne jet-set and exiled dictators who have rightly chosen TAROM as their preferred means of transport.
bisous, boys
c.
[This message has been edited by canard (edited 01-14-2002).]
I'd like to be a permanent fixture at the Tupolev lounge, sipping mousseux, or whatever our cheap CEO buys these days, chainsmoking Stewardess cigarettes (imported from Russia), flirting with the bartender and the DJ, looking fabulous in striped Sonia Rykiel. As VP of fun I would also be in charge of entertaining the international champagne jet-set and exiled dictators who have rightly chosen TAROM as their preferred means of transport.
bisous, boys
c.
[This message has been edited by canard (edited 01-14-2002).]
Jan 15, 2002, 1:20 am
#12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Canista:
Et moi alors...
I can only request... Executive Vice President - Customer Satisfaction.
Being French, manners should be at a premium, which fits quite nicely with the concept of a glam Romanian airline (with Cel as CEO).
Glad to be on board http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif</font>
Et moi alors...
I can only request... Executive Vice President - Customer Satisfaction.
Being French, manners should be at a premium, which fits quite nicely with the concept of a glam Romanian airline (with Cel as CEO).
Glad to be on board http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif</font>
Jan 15, 2002, 1:53 am
#13
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Morrissey: VP Human Resources (stay away from the recruiter)
Ajamieson: VP Press Relations (stay away from the cubs)
Mad_atta: GlamPoet (go, Puffy, go!)
Canard: VP High Jinks http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif
This place is getting really top-heavy.
Ajamieson: VP Press Relations (stay away from the cubs)
Mad_atta: GlamPoet (go, Puffy, go!)
Canard: VP High Jinks http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif
This place is getting really top-heavy.
Jan 15, 2002, 3:09 am
#14
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 941
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by ScottC:
Getting a frenchman to look after customer satisfaction? I don't think so http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif</font>
Getting a frenchman to look after customer satisfaction? I don't think so http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif</font>
That will be a full cavity search then (Danielle F. is at hand...).
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif
Jan 15, 2002, 3:14 am
#15
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 941
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by blairvanhorn:
Canista: VP Customer Satisfaction (oh, the irony of a Frenchman for this position http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif)
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Canista: VP Customer Satisfaction (oh, the irony of a Frenchman for this position http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif)
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Will you recommend flying TAROM Glam?
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