Apply now to the TAROM Glam' Board !
 

First a few announcements:

- I'm CEO for LIFE
- Scott has been appointed as my personal Guru (and purveyor of nice goodies);
- GK has been nominated Crew Recruitment VP;
- AnnaS has been nominated Goddess undre probation;
- Puck has won the Artist Of The Board award for the perfect livery he designed. His cheque and upgrade certificates are in the mail... somewhere... ;
- I'm trying to tempt Pucci to accept the position of Mascot (with Harrod's gift certificates and free use of Scott's Concorde for life);
- FewMiles has boiled Blair's Hermès scarf in the washing machine. He was sentensed to re-write the whole Smart Miles program.


Any new application must be sent to my personal banker, Nassau, Bahamas.
I accept all major credit cards, international money orders and department stores gift certificates (did I hear Barney's? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif)

I hereby apply for:
Vice President-Human Resources

My first edict: topless Fridays for all employees (optional for the women)

celbrian: I still get to be your personal travel agent, i mean, uh, VP of Partner Relations, right?

Can I be something?

You better have some feline blood in you, then! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

I am now drawing up the TAROM organization chart. Anyone who has been previously appointed to a position has it for life (this is TAROM, after all). Anyone who wants a position gets it upon asking (and after forwarding the appropriate funds to our CEO Celby).

markbach: your position is secure. I had Celby sign your employment contract and generous benefits package Saturday night over several Smirnoff Ice and a few Kylie Minogue dance re-mixes.

Catwood: What would you like to be? If the position is open, and you send the funds, it's yours!

I'd like to become the marketing & advertising geek. I shall pay in BlueSkies upgrade cupons.

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truly yours. airOli.

Et moi alors...

I can only request... Executive Vice President - Customer Satisfaction.

Being French, manners should be at a premium, which fits quite nicely with the concept of a glam Romanian airline (with Cel as CEO).

Glad to be on board http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Welcome aboard to two more VPs!

Airoli: VP Marketing and Advertising (the more geeky the better at TAROM!)

Canista: VP Customer Satisfaction (oh, the irony of a Frenchman for this position http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif)

Is there room for a VP Press Relations?

I could spend most of my time taking impressionable young Romanian cub reporters out to lunch (in order to promote TAROM's image, of course) and the rest in the office holding celby's coat.

Alastair

So much for the love that dare not speak its name
No longer will I hide my head in guilt and shame
It's time for us all to come out and be proud
Let's tell the whole world! Let's be lewd, let's be loud
I love TAROM and I'm not afraid to show it
So can I please be the official GlamPoet™?

Blair and Celby --

I'd like to be a permanent fixture at the Tupolev lounge, sipping mousseux, or whatever our cheap CEO buys these days, chainsmoking Stewardess cigarettes (imported from Russia), flirting with the bartender and the DJ, looking fabulous in striped Sonia Rykiel. As VP of fun I would also be in charge of entertaining the international champagne jet-set and exiled dictators who have rightly chosen TAROM as their preferred means of transport.

bisous, boys
c.


[This message has been edited by canard (edited 01-14-2002).]

Getting a frenchman to look after customer satisfaction? I don't think so http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

Morrissey: VP Human Resources (stay away from the recruiter)

Ajamieson: VP Press Relations (stay away from the cubs)

Mad_atta: GlamPoet (go, Puffy, go!)

Canard: VP High Jinks http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

This place is getting really top-heavy.

Are you dissatisfied already?

That will be a full cavity search then (Danielle F. is at hand...).

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Thanks! I'm working on the first customer satisfaction survey...

Will you recommend flying TAROM Glam?

[] Yes [] No (remember we still have your passport and we know where you live).