As you are french I would expect you to join in the rest of france and refuse to speak english http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

I'd propose a slight modification to keep those BA flyers in check:

Will you recommend flying TAROM Glam?

[] Yes [] No (remember we still have your passport and we know where you live).

Si vous êtes américain, vous probablement ne pouvez pas lire ceci. Si vous tenez à se plaindre au sujet de notre service, dans un chemin auto-intitulé, nous rembourrerons une pomme dans votre bouche et vous servir pour dîner. Au lieu de poisson.

Nous espérons que vous aimiez votre vol!

(With apologies for my French...)

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Matthew, I'm all misty eyed now at the sheer beauty of your prose http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif.

(your upgrade certificates are in the mail)

Matthew, as VP of security I must urge you to add the following line to your statement:

Voler avec nous est un votre propre risque.

Thanks,

Scott

Celbrian, pourquoi êtes-vous distribuerant tant de travaux? Pensez-vous les chargements sur nos avions devez-vous assez haut payer toutes ces personnes?

Sans compter que celle, n'est-elle pas roumaine notre langue officielle?

Est-ce que vous parlez réellement tout roumain?

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Shouldn't that be VP of dodgy photography?

Est-ce que Blairvanhorn supporteront ma candidature pour la place de 'VP de Relations Culturelles'? J'attends de voir l'apparence sur leurs petits visages Chinois avec impatience quand nous présentons nos vols directs à Beijing! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

(Sorry, I can't help it that the smiley is yellow. That's just the way UBB is set up!)

Et moi alors????

You get me over here, and want me to be the MASCOT. Don't they usually have goats, sheep, or dogs to perform this function.

Now if you are planning for me to look like the Flying Girls waving the flag that Air **** have, I might think about it. If you think that you are going to march me up and down the tarmack on a leash, think again. I only play doggy for one master.

So how do you define my role as I see you've been fast enough to stake your own claim to the plum jobs round here.

What kind of people is he trying to recruit?

Pucci, my dear, we would have used something resembling a goat, sheep or dog, but unfortunately Celbrian has already appointed himself CEO instead of mascot.

<fx: ducking>

Pucci: You have already been nominated for an excellent position with a clothing allowance. Pay no attention to the mascot talk of our befuddled CEO. He's been hitting the Smirnoff Ice a bit heavily lately.

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/Forum.../000012-4.html

Matthew: ROFLMAO! You are the new VP Cultural Relations http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

P.S. I voted "YES" on Canista's incredible first Customer Satisfaction Survey.

Pucci My Love you are the only mascot we want.

Can't have Virgin be the only airline to have a lady painted on the fuselage can we http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif.

The staff recruitment criteria were made very clear on saturday night by our CEO (using more gestures than words i might add).. i couldn't possibly divulge the details publicly for fear of investigation by the Romanian Equal Opportunities Commission.

I shall liaise with VP HR Morrissey to develop a cover story, which VP Press Relations AJ can put out as a diversion.

Would Pucci be so kind to grace us with her presence in the recruitment video (and retain some editorial control of course) ?

One is going to be a sad VP on X-Mas day if he doesn't behave...