Luxury Trappings of No Interest
Jan 21, 2018, 4:37 pm
#1
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Luxury Trappings of No Interest
Some luxury offerings, both hard and soft, have no attraction for us.
For example,
-- TV screen in the bathroom prompts snarky giggles.
-- A bed so high a running start is needed to summit.
-- Elaborate bed clothes including too many cushions contributing zip to sleep, and that silly skinny superimposed border at the end of beds that serves no purpose. Comfy throws welcome.
-- Bath butler; I can manage this on my own, thanks.
-- Preponderance of coffee-table books, even when not actually on the coffee table. Most other books welcome.
Which trappings prompt your giggles or scorn?
For example,
-- TV screen in the bathroom prompts snarky giggles.
-- A bed so high a running start is needed to summit.
-- Elaborate bed clothes including too many cushions contributing zip to sleep, and that silly skinny superimposed border at the end of beds that serves no purpose. Comfy throws welcome.
-- Bath butler; I can manage this on my own, thanks.
-- Preponderance of coffee-table books, even when not actually on the coffee table. Most other books welcome.
Which trappings prompt your giggles or scorn?
Jan 21, 2018, 5:17 pm
#2
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Location: BKK
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I do not like it when “mini bar” items are displayed in full view on shelves or counter tops. It’s just clutter that is unsightly. Why do I have to look at bottles of Johnnie Walker and packages of pringles crisps, mixed nuts and chocolate bars? Four Seasons often does this. Mini bar items should be enclosed in cabinets, drawers, or the refrigerator where they are easily accessible but out of sight.
Jan 21, 2018, 6:40 pm
#3
formerly known as deathscar
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Location: Hong Kong
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I quite like this in most city hotel bathrooms. However, will they ever make one where you can ACTUALLY watch it lying down? Most of these seem to 'blacken out' when you lie in the bath to watch so you can barely see the screen at the tilted angle. All good standing up though, but that's not the point of a TV in the bath is it? The worst effect of this I saw was at Ritz-Carlton Hong Kong. I couldn't see a thing. Was perfectly fine to watch it standing up.
Jan 21, 2018, 7:25 pm
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Was sydakllon
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I prefer for TVs to be basically invisible in a hotel room/suite. Hide, hide, hide. TVs in bedrooms are especially tacky.
One of mine would be technology in the room that doesn't make sense or that I can't quickly learn for a short stay. I'll take an old school light switch over a complex smart device or system any day.
One of mine would be technology in the room that doesn't make sense or that I can't quickly learn for a short stay. I'll take an old school light switch over a complex smart device or system any day.
Jan 21, 2018, 7:35 pm
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I would prefer no TVs at all but understand I am in the minoity regarding this appliance. Although, if we must have a TV, I'd rather it be in the bedroom than in the living room.
I prefer for TVs to be basically invisible in a hotel room/suite. Hide, hide, hide. TVs in bedrooms are especially tacky.
One of mine would be technology in the room that doesn't make sense or that I can't quickly learn for a short stay. I'll take an old school light switch over a complex smart device or system any day.
One of mine would be technology in the room that doesn't make sense or that I can't quickly learn for a short stay. I'll take an old school light switch over a complex smart device or system any day.
Jan 21, 2018, 7:45 pm
#6
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Jan 21, 2018, 8:02 pm
#8
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I am not a fan of the automated lighting control panels. Often they seem not to function as one would think they should with some light here or there not correctly automated. And too often the screen itself is bedside and way too bright at night so you have to put a magazine over it. I love electric curtains though!
Jan 21, 2018, 8:21 pm
#9
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Location: BOS
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Escorting me to my room (at city hotels). This is unnecessary, as is the "room tour". If I need instructions on how to operate the lights or the AC, then the room technology is too complicated.
Jan 21, 2018, 11:56 pm
#11
Join Date: Jun 2013
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Things I never use in a hotel:
-Body Lotion (why anybody would want to have a shower then get out and slaver themselves in cream is beyond me!)
-Unpacking service if it’s offered
Jan 22, 2018, 12:02 am
#12
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I don't like AC power outlets that only work when the lights are on. Also, dislike smart lighting panels and smart thermostats that work on motion (eg. guest in room).
Last edited by Aventine; Jan 22, 2018 at 12:11 am
Jan 22, 2018, 12:45 am
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Regarding body lotion, the best way to use it is to shower with soap first, rinse. Then slather the lotion all over and rub it in, Follow up with a good rinsing shower.