The Delta Forum Lounge Thread — Everybody is Still Welcome! 2018-2021
#9061
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#9062
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Anyone eligible for a vaccine in GA?
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Some engineers like to network, but others don't have the capacity for it.
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#9065
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A combo engineer-lawyer joke:
A engineer dies and was destined for Heaven but there was a mix-up and he is accidentally sent to Hell. He is unsure why but shortly after arrival, he begins work to improve conditions in hell. He develops air conditioning, plumbing, and other amenities and soon Hell is not all that bad of a place to be. Realizing conditions in Hell are improving, Heaven investigates and becomes aware of the mix-up that sent the engineer to Hell. Heaven then contacts Satan and asks him to release the engineer to Heaven where he should rightfully be. Happy with how things are improving in Hell, Satan declines. Heaven then says "Fine! We'll sue you!" to which Satan replies "and just where do you plan to find a lawyer?"
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Me two-y three.
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I'm happy to see lounge dog and cat photos any day of the week.
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Happy Friday!
How have we gone over 24 hours without any posts in the lounge?
How have we gone over 24 hours without any posts in the lounge?
#9072
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pleasantly surprised to see Boo spending more time downstairs ... now if she would let us get closer than ~18” ...
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Hope everyone's having a happy Friday and a happy Purim
-J.
-J.
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A 35 year old lawyer dies. He's chosen to attempt to gain entry to heaven and to begin his interview with St. Peter he asks St. Peter what the cause of his death was since he felt he was in good health. St. Peter says; "you died of old age." The lawyer, shocked, says: "But I'm only 35 years old." to which St. Peter replies: "According to your billing records you're 107 years old!".
There are a snake and an attorney lying in the road having been run over. How can you tell which is which? Easy, there are skid marks in front of the snake.
Happy FRYday everyone.
Happy Purim -J,
There are a snake and an attorney lying in the road having been run over. How can you tell which is which? Easy, there are skid marks in front of the snake.
Happy FRYday everyone.
Happy Purim -J,