Originally Posted by monitor (Post 12612908)

You will not live to see a UA (or maybe CO) SWU usable on LH. IMO it just will not happen.

Originally Posted by icurhere2 (Post 12613000)

Car rental - Avis/Budget ran a very ill-conceived promotion last summer ...
Seminar where I impart all my knowledge - the 5 minute WebEx?

Originally Posted by Brituchenite (Post 12613032)

more like the 5 hour webex! You know so much. You're always telling us about buyng gift cards, getting discounts, etc.. I wish I knew as much as you!

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 12613080)

I'm still waiting for Texas-based supermarket chains to introduce significant beer discounting.

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter

What's this about PWP posts not counting?

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 12613099)

What's this about PWP posts not counting?

Originally Posted by belynch (Post 12613103)

What's all this talk about Plat being 100k and getting SWU's in return? I, for one, would approve of this measure. :-:

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 7992352)

It seems that from time to time, certain threads or subjects crop up in this forum that are deserving of "special" mention. By special, I'm referring to certain innate qualities, namely: ingominy, infamy, or heresy. These threads or posts are almost guaranteed to set the board astir, to bring out the cheerleaders and malcontents alike, to spice up the CO Forum or send it perilously close to the depths of depravity. Such posts, and those of us who make them, deserve a special home for all the hard work put into making the CO Board a more colorful place. Accordingly, I propose that the CO Forum have a home for all such tangential discursions, where our more primal posting instincts may be satisfied (See also, Airliners.net).

Before you can ask: "The Penalty Box, what? :confused:, oh...," please allow me to touch lightly on the sort of fodder appropriate for this FT equivalent of a compost heap, (or our collective CO subconscious, if you will). Though this is intended to be a free-form thread for all manner of discursions and collegial banter (See e.g., The Delta Forum Lounge Thread), certain topics are especially appropriate to The Penalty Box. Posting regarding any of the following topics on the CO Forum should serve to place the poster on notice that he or she may be just the sort of individual this thread was intended to accommodate:

1. Discussion of any prospective CO/UA merger. Please note that discussion of any aspect of the imminent ConUniHound merger is especially encouraged here.

2. Discussion of the minute details of NW's Golden Share (you know who you are).

3. Speculation (unsubstantiated or otherwise) regarding CO's long-overdue overhaul of the BusinessFirst cabin.

4. WURS Syndrome (Wholly Unsubstantiated Route Speculation)

5. Audacious and Unmitigated Flatulence. See also, Stink Shield and TATL Sewage Rivers.

6. Any thread containing the words "EWR/Newark" and "Nightmare" in the title. In fact, any thread containing just the word "Nightmare" in the title.

7. Discussion of calzones, or the relative merits thereof (may they rest in peace).

8. Spurious accusations (and the odd substantiated one) regarding flagrant and abominable failures of the EUA system.

9. Drunken posting (how could I have forgotten. Thank you, J.Edward :) )

10. Keeping tally of the year's most intriguing "C"-word (that's "compensation") threads.

The list above is by no means intended to be exhaustive. Please feel free to add to the gravitas and overall substance of the CO Forum by making this thread your personal canvas. As with any thread on FT, the FT TOS would obviously apply. Lastly, please remember our motto: "Anything the DL Forum can do, we can do better." :D

I shall leave you all to it, then...

Sincerely,

Anglo Large Clawed Otter
(Penalty Box Inmate No. 0001)

Originally Posted by baglady (Post 12613116)

:mad:I am physically ill. Why? My best friend called to tell me her daughter's school (high school) was boycotted today by some wack job protesting something the school was doing in teaching about Matthew Shepherd. A minute on google found the guy; Fred Phelps. Same sicko who protests the soldier's funerals as well. Can anyone explain why this man is not in prison for being a terrorist? The bit I did read made me so sick to my stomach, I had to stop. Fortunately it gave my bf and her daughter a good opportunity to have a great talk and my bf handled it very well.

Originally Posted by sbm12

Pandy sez:http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/techn...st-status.html

Originally Posted by beckoa (Post 12613123)

Wirelessly posted (beckoa's PWP wonderous poster: BlackBerry9000/4.6.0.167 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102)

Its kinda funny to see everyone in the box :D

Good afternoon - hope I make it home early enough to get UPS' 2nd attempt of another 500 Andrew Jacksons :p

Originally Posted by Steph3n (Post 12613074)

I remember that something like 5k per rental, so you did the rotating car dance :D