For my Intl Flight tomorrow, and I have seen this many times before, it says:

Main Cabin: Hot meal featuring a choice of three main course options and a pre-arrival snack


My Question is what is the 3rd main course option, all I ever get is "chicken or beef" as they pass by?

there is one, he's from New Jersey and he use to drive a Camero. Do you need something more sterotypical than that?

Until I got to the bottom! Then I was just :eek:

That's a new term for me!

Which part? Getting aroused over DSL? Changing a tire when you really should have had on a diaper? Huntin'' headquarters? Kid engaging in self-suffocation while oblivious Mom pushes kid in grocery cart?

I'm sure we do.

Does your aunt have running water? If so, she's got mine beat.

Sad thing is she's a retired college professor, with a good pension and great insurance. It's not like she's broke. And she retired from one of my clients. They don't know that I'm related to her, and I avoid letting her know I'm in that town once a month for work. So far, by staying out of Wal-Mart and fast food places, I've managed to avoid detection.

That comment was made on the site, too. Including the idea that since everything is wrapped so tightly, he might just be wearing one down there, so that it's wrapped nice and tight, too.

Fortunately my father rarely shops in Wal-Mart.l

Me too. Can't say I really needed to know it, either.

I'm guessing she has running water. I haven't been into her home for over 15 years because it's so filthy, I wouldn't do that to myself (and sure wouldn't do it to BL JR). The last time I was there, I had an asthma attack so bad my lungs felt like I'd be inside a lit cigarette for a month. Plus1 hates watching her eat because she'll do things like go ahead and eat the gristle off the steak. If any of you saw Grey Gardens, I believe that may be what the inside of her home is like.

That would be true. I probably won't be able to get it out of my mind now :(

The King of Redneckistan must be proud of his subjects being photographed for posterity....

Post 6000. Back to PWP.

Sounds very much like my aunt. She's also been known to do things like make a pit stop in the bathroom between her second and third helpings at Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner and then come back and say she has room for more. :eek:

She also once pulled the turkey neck out of the pot where my mother was boiling it, and the giblets, for gravy, and proceeded to take a bite of the meat on it, and then try to put it back in the pot. Fortunately my horrified mother saw what was happening, scolded her, and told her to throw it in the trash.

My mother hides food from her when she stays at their house during the holidays. Otherwise, she'll graze all night long while everyone is asleep.

And usually she'll spend 3-4 days at Christmas at my parents' house, and not bathe the entire time. There's no guarantee she showed up clean either. It's really disgusting, and part of the reason I'm quite glad we're going to Europe over Thanksgiving week this year. That means I'll only have to endure one holiday with her, not two.

I feel really bad for my father. He's her only close relative, other than some very distant cousins that live in other states.