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"Ladies and gentleman, welcome aboard :rolleyes: Express. Please direct your attention to the flight attendant as we review important safety features. You are traveling aboard an Embraer 145 aircraft. There are four emergency exits — the main cabin door through which you entered, the galley service door located across from row 2, and two over-wing window exits, one on each side. In the event that your captain decides to get the plane stuck in the mud next to the runway, this aircraft is equipped with stairs for your exiting convenience…"

Ahh the Ukrainians making the Russians look reliable since the 1930's.

rolov

Jul 7, 2009 1:09 pm

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Originally Posted by szg (Post 12026499)

S:rolleyes: true !!

:rolleyes: legends

ssullivan

Jul 7, 2009 1:10 pm

Has anyone else noticed the new ExpressJet/COEX safety announcement, that appeared just over a month ago? I miss the previous lady's voice. I heard her for so many years, and now it's like an old friend is gone. Not that the new voice is bad or anything, but it's just not the same.

ssullivan

Jul 7, 2009 1:11 pm

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Originally Posted by colpuck (Post 12026759)

Ahh the Ukrainians making the Russians look reliable since the 1930's.

Let's revise that announcement.

"In the event that your captain has had not had enough vodka and decides to park your aircraft in the mud next to the runway…"

rolov

Jul 7, 2009 1:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 12026496)

I've been debating whether to post photos of an LH EuroJ Cabin (AKA Y).

Yes, they charge you J prices :rolleyes:

ssullivan

Jul 7, 2009 1:14 pm

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Originally Posted by rolov (Post 12026791)

Yes, they charge you J prices :rolleyes:

But it's so worth it. Don't you get a snack box or something for that? :rolleyes:

colpuck

Jul 7, 2009 1:14 pm

Your UA :rolleyes:

It is a video today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/unite...ube-video.html

Olton Hall

Jul 7, 2009 1:15 pm

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I'm bored. I feel like going to the beach tomorrow and frightening people with my paleness.

colpuck

Jul 7, 2009 1:15 pm

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Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 12026778)

Let's revise that announcement.

"In the event that your captain has had not had enough vodka and decides to park your aircraft in the mud next to the runway…"

Dude it's the Ukraine, that is the runway.

ssullivan

Jul 7, 2009 1:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Olton Hall (Post 12026807)

I'm bored too. And probably just as pale, if not paler.

colpuck

Jul 7, 2009 1:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Olton Hall (Post 12026807)

I'm bored. I feel like going to the beach tomorrow and frightening people with my paleness.

Just say you're a vampire and young girls will flock to you.

sdm1130

Jul 7, 2009 1:19 pm

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Originally Posted by ssullivan

I noticed it last week and thought it was a rather nice change. My fiancée gave me much :rolleyes: when I pointed out that they were using a new voice.

rolov

Jul 7, 2009 1:19 pm

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Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 12026798)

But it's so worth it. Don't you get a snack box or something for that? :rolleyes:

Some flights actually give you a quasi meal.

ssullivan

Jul 7, 2009 1:20 pm

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Originally Posted by colpuck (Post 12026812)

Dude it's the Ukraine, that is the runway.

Ranks right up there with some of the airports on this map:

http://maps.flightmemory.com/inland/...1246951422.png
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