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Mary2e is, indeed, going to kidnap me in EWR on Saturday. She is using a kosher salami sandwich on seeded rye as bait. I am not certain why she wants to kidnap me, but I am hoping it is in order to carry out a sexual assault upon my body.
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Originally Posted by Dovster
Mary2e is, indeed, going to kidnap me in EWR on Saturday. She is using a kosher salami sandwich on seeded rye as bait. I am not certain why she wants to kidnap me, but I am hoping it is in order to carry out a sexual assault upon my body.
Safe travels Dov. Mary |
Originally Posted by obscure2k
Received an e-mail this AM from Marco Musco in response to my query about capacity of water taxi from airport.
Says that a taxi can hold 16, but recommends no more than 10 pax with luggage. Awesome! I was under the impression that these 'taxis' were, for whatever reason, the size of a London cab, and only held 4ish people with not that many bags. I will relax in the bar from 12-2:30ish and then seek out the Cholulas in the arrivals area. |
Originally Posted by platbrownguy
I will relax in the bar from 12-2:30ish and then seek out the Cholulas in the arrivals area.
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Originally Posted by Mary2e
Don't count on it...it's your money I'm after :D ^
Originally Posted by Dovster
In fact, I am such a miser that I never contribute to anything.
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Originally Posted by SanDiego1K
I prepaid for my room at the Ai Mori many months ago, based on some bet calculation that Dovster sold me on. I am supposed to be able to cancel and get my money back - but perhaps there is a way to transfer the reservation to another FTer.
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Originally Posted by Cholula
Mary2e.....potential bad news. Pls see quote from another thread this morning....:eek: :
HE'S BEEN LYING TO ME :mad: :mad: :mad: :p :p |
Originally Posted by Mary2e
HE'S BEEN LYING TO ME
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Originally Posted by Canarsie
Well, I suppose Dovster lying to you is better than having him lie with you...
Now, to call the deli and make sure they include some poison along with that salami on rye ^^^ Mary |
Originally Posted by Mary2e
Now, to call the deli and make sure they include some poison along with that salami on rye
Just tell them to prepare the sandwich with mayonnaise instead of mustard. If Dovster enjoys a real Kosher sandwich from an authentic Kosher delicatessen, mayonnaise will provide the same effect — if not worse — than poison... |
Originally Posted by Mary2e
You've got a point there ;).
Now, to call the deli and make sure they include some poison along with that salami on rye ^^^ Mary |
Originally Posted by Canarsie
There is no need to include poison, Mary2e.
Just tell them to prepare the sandwich with mayonnaise instead of mustard. If Dovster enjoys a real Kosher sandwich from an authentic Kosher delicatessen, mayonnaise will provide the same effect — if not worse — than poison... Plus.... eeewwwwwww, mayonaise on salami? Do you think I'm from the midwest to even THINK of such an idea? :D :D :D BUT, underpressure's suggestion is outstanding and giving me ideas ^. Mary |
Originally Posted by Mary2e
Won't work... it's a real kosher deli. They won't do it. I'd have to bring it home and put it on there myself. Unwrapping it would give it away.
Plus.... eeewwwwwww, mayonaise on salami? Do you think I'm from the midwest to even THINK of such an idea? That does not mean it conforms to Kosher taste laws. Fear not, Mary2e — just have them add lettuce and other green things that are good for one’s diet. That is one aversion of Dovster that will steer (no pun intended) him away from that sandwich... |
and don't worry about that cloudy gin I buy you next week Mary!
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Originally Posted by Canarsie
Fear not, Mary2e — just have them add lettuce and other green things that are good for one’s diet. That is one aversion of Dovster that will steer (no pun intended) him away from that sandwich...
Rather than the salami on rye, pick up an oyster po' boy. It'll be dark outside, he will be surrounded by a cloud of smoke and will be so hungry for a good NY deli sandwich that it'll be down his gullet it sinks in what he's consumed. Time-lapsed view of Dovster's face as he greedily consumes the oyster po'boy: :) :confused: :eek: :mad: |
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