Originally Posted by Edeniade (Post 6807343)

Hahaha, sure! Go right ahead, I will be greatly amused by whoever wears that traveling. :D :D

Originally Posted by VideoPaul (Post 6810318)

Holy crap, I'm all over that! Can we use that JPEG on Cafepress?

One change...can we make the billy club in his hand a metal detecting hand wand?

That will be my travel UNIFORM if we can get that on a T-shirt. I'd also put it on the back, and put www.flyertalk.com underneath.

You are one gifted artist!!!

--PP

Originally Posted by ChuckDoh (Post 6810235)

I nodded and smiled, then went on with my trip safe in the knowledge that this crack staff will keep us save from toothpaste without any risk of distractions from irony.

Originally Posted by jennifer2456 (Post 6794487)

Diet Coke + Mentos = "liquid explosive"

Originally Posted by secretbunnyboy (Post 6811947)

Maybe he had a greater command of the deadpan than you did? ;)

Originally Posted by rbrenton88 (Post 6812574)

I'm still stuck on the 'many people left 6-figure salaries to work for the TSA'.

If you can identify a single one, I'll eat my left hand for lunch.

Originally Posted by rbrenton88 (Post 6812574)

I'm still stuck on the 'many people left 6-figure salaries to work for the TSA'.

If you can identify a single one, I'll eat my left hand for lunch.

Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 6794355)

Liquid explosives require laboratory conditions and time to mix the explosive. Get learn'd yourself. I'll be happy to school you or your manure-for-brains bosses if I get a waiver from DHS.

Why it takes time and temperature control to create liquid explosives 101 by Dr. Spiff.

You're certainly not using that degree if you think liquid explosives can be created by dumping two chemicals together.

Originally Posted by Edeniade (Post 6811495)

Again, ask and you shall receive! ;)

I added the metal detecting hand wand for you, and I also made a back! I'll post the links to those two new images, as well as the original first one to see which one people like best.

Original: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...TSAAgent-1.jpg
With Hand Wand: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...AAgentwand.jpg
Back With Hand Wand: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...AAgentback.jpg

Originally Posted by Edeniade (Post 6811495)

Again, ask and you shall receive! ;)

I added the metal detecting hand wand for you, and I also made a back! I'll post the links to those two new images, as well as the original first one to see which one people like best.

Original: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...TSAAgent-1.jpg
With Hand Wand: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...AAgentwand.jpg
Back With Hand Wand: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...AAgentback.jpg

Originally Posted by eyecue (Post 6820714)

Spiff my man! There are several commercially available binary explosives on the market that can be mixed together without any environmental controls. Plus I can think of two that are home made that you can do that with.

Originally Posted by eyecue (Post 6820714)

Spiff my man! There are several commercially available binary explosives on the market that can be mixed together without any environmental controls. Plus I can think of two that are home made that you can do that with.