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whirledtraveler Dec 6, 2006 7:48 am

[QUOTE=hedoman;6800960]

Originally Posted by TSABOS (Post 6794299)
But I guess I can understand why

IBtw, as of unintelligent, I can't speak for other airports, but you would be surprised how well-rounded some of us are (atleast at Logan), and how many gave up 6 figure jobs after 9/11 to work for TSA.

Tell me how uneducated I am to the CJ degree on my wall.

you really hate us that bad, just stop flying. It's simple. You do not have the right to fly, you have the privilege. It is not an invasion of privacy, when you voluntarily purchase a ticket.


Believe me, I had the no flying thing down long before you exposed yourself.


Yeah, I'm assuming CJ is "criminal justice." That just underscores the observation that many in the TSA are wannabe LEOs, ex-military and ex-security guards types who gravitate toward any chance to feel a little authority.

Spiff Dec 6, 2006 8:02 am


Originally Posted by whirledtraveler (Post 6802305)

Yeah, I'm assuming CJ is "criminal justice." That just underscores the observation that many in the TSA are wannabe LEOs, ex-military and ex-security guards types who gravitate toward any chance to feel a little authority.

"Author-i-tai"? As in "Respect my AUTHOR-I-TAI!"? :D

coachrowsey Dec 6, 2006 8:25 am

tsabos
If you are as educated as you claim why do you work for TSA ? Oh I think I know but I'll let you answer ?

VideoPaul Dec 6, 2006 8:34 am

[QUOTE=whirledtraveler;6802305]

Originally Posted by hedoman (Post 6800960)


Yeah, I'm assuming CJ is "criminal justice." That just underscores the observation that many in the TSA are wannabe LEOs, ex-military and ex-security guards types who gravitate toward any chance to feel a little authority.

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!! TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES OR YOU WON'T FLY TODAY!!!! THAT DEODORANT IS OVER 3 OUNCES!! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHH!!!!

--PP

VideoPaul Dec 6, 2006 8:36 am

THAT'S IT!! Forget the "Kip Hawley is an Idiot" T-shirts...can anyone design one with Cartman wearing a TSA uniform with the mirrored shades and "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!" underneath it?

--PP

Spiff Dec 6, 2006 8:41 am


Originally Posted by VideoPaul (Post 6802557)
THAT'S IT!! Forget the "Kip Hawley is an Idiot" T-shirts...can anyone design one with Cartman wearing a TSA uniform with the mirrored shades and "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!" underneath it?

--PP

Even though such a t-shirt would be very insulting to Eric Cartman, I think it would be perfect!

Maybe the back could have him whacking a passenger wearing their shoes with his billyclub.

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, CITIZEN!!" <whack! whack!>

whirledtraveler Dec 6, 2006 8:43 am


Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 6802583)
Even though such a t-shirt would be very insulting to Eric Cartman, I think it would be perfect!

Maybe the back could have him whacking a passenger wearing their shoes with his billyclub.

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, CITIZEN!!" <whack! whack!>

Hahahahahaha :D ^

BDLORD Dec 6, 2006 10:56 am

I smell a guy who failed his Entrance or Medical Exam to the Police Academy?
That's OK, but why would someone leave a six figure job to work for the TSA?
See first sentence

thezipper Dec 6, 2006 11:24 am

Hmmm I wonder if we can get one of those put up on cafepress.com I'd buy one in a hearbeat... then we'd have to add the sound chip with Cartman's voice and that... would be priceless!



Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 6802583)
Even though such a t-shirt would be very insulting to Eric Cartman, I think it would be perfect!

Maybe the back could have him whacking a passenger wearing their shoes with his billyclub.

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, CITIZEN!!" <whack! whack!>


Palal Dec 6, 2006 3:14 pm


Originally Posted by BDLORD (Post 6803366)
That's OK, but why would someone leave a six figure job to work for the TSA?

My guess is to earn a 7-figure income while doing NOTHING (e.g. top management at TSA).

Edeniade Dec 6, 2006 5:37 pm


THAT'S IT!! Forget the "Kip Hawley is an Idiot" T-shirts...can anyone design one with Cartman wearing a TSA uniform with the mirrored shades and "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!" underneath it?
Ask, dear FT'ers, and you shall receive!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...TSAAgent-1.jpg

GUWonder Dec 6, 2006 5:39 pm


Originally Posted by Edeniade (Post 6805669)
Ask, dear FT'ers, and you shall receive!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...e/TSAAgent.jpg

^^ Thanks for that. :D

Superguy Dec 6, 2006 5:58 pm

Link's broken.

karenkay Dec 6, 2006 6:04 pm

working now...looks great, too! ^
thanks, Edeniade!

Edeniade Dec 6, 2006 6:17 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 6805776)
Link's broken.

I had to re-upload it because there was an annoying black line at the right side of the image I wanted to fix. Should work now. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...TSAAgent-1.jpg


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