very funny... but looks too slender for Cartman

That's because I didn't use Cartman for this (I didn't want copyright issues) so I used a sort of generic South Park body style art to do it. :D Also, I don't think I've seen many fat TSO's though it'd still be funny. :p

Cartman - Hall Monitor is on right now. How appropriate.

I can turn this into a real T shirt. What say Ye?

Make it more abusive. ;)

Spiff, you never cease to crack me up. :D ^

I'll wear my Kip Hawley is an Idiot T-shirt with whoever wears that. :D

Yeah, and add side profiles of some leading revolutionaries and great personalities resisting the u.s like Mr. Zarkawi, Che Guevara, Hugo Chavez, OBL, that HizbAllah guy, President Ahmad-e-Najad, etc. That should tick off a few of the pretend soldiers in the TSA.

I'd be happy to wear either one. :)

Or create another one:

Kippy don't know chemistry or physics. But he pretends to...

(Kippy picking his nose might be a good design for this one.)

Hahaha, sure! Go right ahead, I will be greatly amused by whoever wears that traveling. :D :D

Bioweapon too - you see the video where the guy chomped a pack of mentos and then chugged a liter of diet coke?.. nasty! it went straight in one whole and out the other, but I digress...

One of our guys got laid off... he's not too thrilled that the last time he was making 15 bucks an hour was 30 years ago... Poor guy's kind of bitter... Can't blame him, I'll probably be sticking with government, go with state or local to get out of social security, etc... Anywho...

The only authority we have is what passangers give us, since if anything happens we call a cop, who actually has authority.

This says an awful lot about these TSAs' judgment.

On the other hand, you didn't say where the decimal point goes.

^ Excellent! :D

My shirt has Kip with a dunce cap on. :D

Threat level orange means all irony is suspened
 

While passing through PVD security this week, I was having my boarding pass re-re-re-checked by the TSA agent manning the conveyer at the X-Ray. He was wearing the standard TSA name tag, with just a first name and an ID number. His read "David 10402.”

I said to him; “I went to school with Peter 10402, are you related?” He looked at me with a completely lifeless expression for a moment, then said; “Oh, that’s not really my name. That’s just my ID number.”

“Ahh” I replied, realizing that my attempt at humor had missed its mark.

A few moments later, he said; “Where”?

“Where, what?”

“Where was it that you went to school with Peter 10402?”

“No,” I said, surprised that this was still rattling around in his head, “I didn’t really go to school with Peter 10402, that was a joke. I was joking.” The blank look continued.

“Oh, I thought you may have gone to some kind of military school where everyone goes by a number.” Like prison, I thought.

I nodded and smiled, then went on with my trip safe in the knowledge that this crack staff will keep us save from toothpaste without any risk of distractions from irony.