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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 12:50 pm
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Originally Posted by N965VJ

Make your own business cards
. The possibilities are endless!
I've noticed a small but real trend when I travel - non-business business cards.

Sitting at lounge at ATL on a long layover, got talking a lovely couple from upper NY state. When we parted, we're doing the usual "hey, if you're ever in my neck of the woods...' bit. I'm taking out a notepad to write my name/email when the wife handed me a non-business business card. Had their names, photos, email, telephone number.

I've also been given non-business cards by folks from Australia, several places in southeast Asia, and the UK.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 1:16 pm
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Originally Posted by chollie
I've noticed a small but real trend when I travel - non-business business cards.
Basically personal calling cards. Very popular (even socially required) in Victorian times. Sooner or later everything comes back in fashion.

It is amusing, though, that as we've reached unprecedented levels of electronic automation that we'd introduce new paper-based methods of contact... kinda like how America spend a century paving 4M miles of roads and now people want SUVs so they can drive on dirt. Humans are weird.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 1:22 pm
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Originally Posted by SFOSpiff
Basically personal calling cards. Very popular (even socially required) in Victorian times. Sooner or later everything comes back in fashion.

It is amusing, though, that as we've reached unprecedented levels of electronic automation that we'd introduce new paper-based methods of contact... kinda like how America spend a century paving 4M miles of roads and now people want SUVs so they can drive on dirt. Humans are weird.
@:-) Forgot all about the personal calling cards. Yes, that's exactly what I'm seeing again.

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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 1:25 pm
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If I answer their questions, will they send me to the molestation line anyway?
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 1:34 pm
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Originally Posted by chasbondy
If I answer their questions, will they send me to the molestation line anyway?
They could. That's the fine print about these new trusted traveler and BDO programs - they're supposed to speed up your screening, but it does not mean you're exempt.

People are getting excited about Trusted Traveler but it does not guarantee you will never be groped or NoS'd.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 1:49 pm
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Originally Posted by chasbondy
If I answer their questions, will they send me to the molestation line anyway?
If you are at an NoS-only checkpoint, you will get groped if your NoS scan shows 'anomalies' (which might just mean the voyeur in the booth was picking his/her nose or having a side conversation and didn't look at your scan), you will get groped if you are 'randomly' selected, you will get groped if you 'opt out' and you will get groped if you are medically unable to assume and hold the position in the NoS (John Mccain can't).

If you answer the questions and WTMD or NoS are available, you are willing and able-bodied to use whichever is assigned to you, you do not alarm and you are not randomly selected, you may not get groped.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 2:11 pm
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Originally Posted by N965VJ
Make your own business cards[/URL]. The possibilities are endless!
I wonder if I could get away with a business card that advertised me as a traveling salesman for the "Al Kaida Trading Company".

My name on the card could be "Terrance Rist", and I could mention that everybody just calls me "Terry".

You have to wonder if those subtle little jokes would be lost on the pizza box brethren.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 2:27 pm
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Originally Posted by halls120
If it will help, I'll pay his taxi fare so he can get down ther faster. Hell, I'll drive him there, for that matter.
+1. I work in Rosslyn so it would be an easy trip.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 8:44 pm
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Originally Posted by halls120
If it will help, I'll pay his taxi fare so he can get down ther faster. Hell, I'll drive him there, for that matter.
And I'll buy him lunch after.

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I'll kick in my share, someone needs to stiff arm Pistole and get his fricken attention.
A cricket bat to his "resistance" would be a more effective attention-getter.

Originally Posted by Boggie Dog
Can we send him to the gulag?
If we send him to the Russians, maybe they can do to him what they did to Lakita.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 8:54 pm
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Originally Posted by n4zhg
If we send him to the Russians, maybe they can do to him what they did to Lakita.
Do you perhaps mean Laika? Because I'm all for giving the entire agency that particular treatment. We need a space program again...
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 9:05 pm
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Originally Posted by exerda
Do you perhaps mean Laika? Because I'm all for giving the entire agency that particular treatment. We need a space program again...
What a great opening line for a campaign speech that could make- "Not so very long ago our government reached for the heavens, but now our government has been reduced to grasping for the most private areas of it's own citizens".
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 11:12 pm
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Originally Posted by BamaDude
What a great opening line for a campaign speech that could make- "Not so very long ago our government reached for the heavens, but now our government has been reduced to grasping for the most private areas of it's own citizens".
I can't believe no one has tried to make a Uranus joke yet.
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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 11:16 pm
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Originally Posted by Global_Hi_Flyer
"Where have you been?"
In town.

"Do you have a business card"
Yes.

"What were you doing here?"
Confidential company business.

"Sir, if you don't answer, you won't fly today. What were you doing here?"
If I tell you, it may violate SEC laws & regulations and will violate company confidentiality. Are you willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement and be investigated and prosecuted if you disclose insider information?

"Uh..."

"Do you have a business card".
Yes.

"May I see it?"
No, because of what I told you before.

"Where are you going?"
To my congressman's office promptly upon arrival.

"SECONDARY ON LINE 1"


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This is going to be hell for folks that travel on confidential company business (such as investments, M&A, major sales calls) where disclosing your name & company and/or reasons for travel may cause SEC disclosure issues.
Did this actually happen? Which airport?
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Old Aug 5, 2011 | 5:46 am
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Originally Posted by chollie
I've noticed a small but real trend when I travel - non-business business cards.

Sitting at lounge at ATL on a long layover, got talking a lovely couple from upper NY state. When we parted, we're doing the usual "hey, if you're ever in my neck of the woods...' bit. I'm taking out a notepad to write my name/email when the wife handed me a non-business business card. Had their names, photos, email, telephone number.

I've also been given non-business cards by folks from Australia, several places in southeast Asia, and the UK.
Do you get a Privacy Statement before you hand over a business card to the snoop?
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Old Aug 5, 2011 | 6:49 am
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Originally Posted by bocastephen
Did this actually happen? Which airport?
It was a hypothetical. However, it's not much of a stretch from what's happened in the past at BWI or IAD ("sir, it is the LAW that you must answer whatever questions I axk you" by the document checker at IAD)
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