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Old Dec 23, 2005, 3:53 am
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ANyway here is a joke just for pachamama and failry topical to this thread.

A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 tumblers of whisky which he lines up on the bar. He then downs them one after the other in quick succession. The barman thinks this is a bit strange and says "Is everythink OK?"

The chap replies and says "Well I'm not sure, its a bit of an occasion really, just had my first BJ"

"Fantastic" says the barman, "have another whisky on me to celebrate".

"No thanks" says the chap, "If 6 whisky's won't take the taste away then the 7th won't either"

Merry Christmas from the Bless This House / Carry On / 'Allo, 'Allo department
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 4:00 am
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Originally Posted by simon_n10
THREE times now.
er... yes I think I did mention that everytime I responded, or anyone else, it bumps the thread up to the top but thanks for being my web counter.
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 4:01 am
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Originally Posted by BOH
ANyway here is a joke just for pachamama and failry topical to this thread.

A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 tumblers of whisky which he lines up on the bar. He then downs them one after the other in quick succession. The barman thinks this is a bit strange and says "Is everythink OK?"

The chap replies and says "Well I'm not sure, its a bit of an occasion really, just had my first BJ"

"Fantastic" says the barman, "have another whisky on me to celebrate".

"No thanks" says the chap, "If 6 whisky's won't take the taste away then the 7th won't either"

Merry Christmas from the Bless This House / Carry On / 'Allo, 'Allo department
Now that's what I call humour - dont go changin.
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 8:31 am
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I just think this is quite an appropriate thread to mention that I spent half of yesterday queueing at OSL along with a bunch of hunky Norwegian squaddies in full uniform. I can think of more than one FTer who would have given his eye-teeth to hang around with this bunch of "plebs". Right Dave...

And to think people say that Christmas miracles don't happen!
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 8:32 am
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Originally Posted by AJLondon
I just think this is quite an appropriate thread to mention that I spent half of yesterday queueing at OSL along with a bunch of hunky Norwegian squaddies in full uniform. I can think of more than one FTer who would have given his eye-teeth to hang around with this bunch of "plebs". Right Dave...

And to think people say that Christmas miracles don't happen!
Just checking if OSL is in the current I class sale....
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 8:35 am
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Originally Posted by Dave_C
Just checking if OSL is in the current I class sale....
Blimey, that was quick!

Have you got your mac set up on some type of alert whenever the word "squaddie" is typed?!
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 8:38 am
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Originally Posted by AJLondon
Blimey, that was quick!

Have you got your mac set up on some type of alert whenever the word "squaddie" is typed?!
I just know
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 8:55 am
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I had completely missed this thread. It has taken me all of the afternoon to read it.

I am lost for words.
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 9:20 am
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Originally Posted by AJLondon
Blimey, that was quick!

Have you got your mac set up on some type of alert whenever the word "squaddie" is typed?!
What's a squaddie?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 9:23 am
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Originally Posted by SchmeckFlyer
What's a squaddie?
Something, or rather someone, that makes Dave_C's eyes water.

Actually it's just an "affectionate" term for soldiers in uniform. I'm sure fbg will be able to provide more first-hand info.
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 11:55 am
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Wow. this has to be one of the best threads I've seen. Just noticed it as it bumped. Anyway, on the topic of

Originally Posted by Gatwickba
Wonder how the First punters cope with those sleeper suits, unless they tend to sleep with undies on too!!!
... a friend who is an ex-777 pilot with BA told a story of a certain very well-known actor in the F PJs who was fast asleep lying on his side, with the Horn in its full glory. Apparently, there followed many spurious trips to the flight deck by a succession of FAs to get a good look
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 12:02 pm
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Originally Posted by ewand
... a friend who is an ex-777 pilot with BA told a story of a certain very well-known actor in the F PJs who was fast asleep lying on his side, with the Horn in its full glory.
Was his first name Erec?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 12:04 pm
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Was his first name Erec?
No, it was "Shaun"
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 12:26 pm
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Originally Posted by ewand
No, it was "Shaun"
would that be with a "hau" or an "ea" in the middle then?
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 12:53 pm
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Originally Posted by BOH
Was his first name Erec?
I'd heard it was Woody. Or was it Rod?

My memory's not what it used to be
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