This looks like the plot from the movie Office Space where they were salami slicing fractions of cents (a la Superman III), but the programmer had decimal place issues. Make sure Milton is not allowed anywhere near the main offices.
"If you find a published internet airfare on another airline that is lower than the lowest available comparable Jetstar fare on Jetstar.com, call us to book with Jetstar and we will beat the other airline's fare by 10%."
Let's see, 10% of NZD$366,470,000,000.00
BD
(Yes, I know .... that's not 10% of the other airlines fare, but it might bring home their bug to them!!)
"If you find a published internet airfare on another airline that is lower than the lowest available comparable Jetstar fare on Jetstar.com, call us to book with Jetstar and we will beat the other airline's fare by 10%."
Ha ha, you have to buy the JQ fare first before making the claim
"If you find a published internet airfare on another airline that is lower than the lowest available comparable Jetstar fare on Jetstar.com, call us to book with Jetstar and we will beat the other airline's fare by 10%."
Let's see, 10% of NZD$366,470,000,000.00
BD
(Yes, I know .... that's not 10% of the other airlines fare, but it might bring home their bug to them!!)
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Originally Posted by harryhv
Ha ha, you have to buy the JQ fare first before making the claim
Not only that, but IIRC you get your "refund" (i.e. the price difference to beat the other carrier + 10%) in the form of a JQ voucher.
Vouchers can only be redeemed in one fell swoop and any balance value is not preserved for later.
Now what kind of flight on JQ could possibly cost that much so you could use the voucher?
Customers booking international flights on the cut-price airline Jetstar have been shocked by some sky-high fares - one customer's flight was quoted at more than $1.3 trillion.
The airline yesterday said a computer glitch had led to the inflated prices and apologised to anyone surprised to find such costly fares.
Jetstar began its New Zealand operations in June, when the airline was troubled with complaints about its arrival times which require passengers to be at the airport at least an hour before flights depart.
First 45 minutes, now at least an hour before departure?