Mar 7, 2019, 10:06 pm
You know you travel UA too much when ...
Dec 7, 2018, 1:21 pm
#2
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: New Jersey
Programs: UA MM 1K, AA MM Gold, Marriott LT Platinum
Posts: 3,236
Any time you look at a digital clock and the time is 7:38, 7:39, 3:19, 3:20, 7:52, etc., and all you can think about is which seat you would pick on that aircraft.
Dec 7, 2018, 2:16 pm
#8
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ORD
Programs: UA 1K
Posts: 16,901
This is actually one of my insomnia cures - especially the 3:xx times. When I get into 7xx all has been lost and I just get up.
Dec 7, 2018, 2:32 pm
#10
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: BOS<>NYC<>BKK
Programs: UA 4.3MM LT-GS; AA1MM; Amtrak SE; MAR LT TITAN; PC Plat; HIL DIA; HYA GLOB
Posts: 4,392
1. The international purser says, "You again?"
2. On a rainy day, the sidewalk vendor in NYC says, "Umbrella?" and you reply, "De nada!"
3. You get in your car and say to your passenger, "Please keep your seatbelt fastened just as I do here in the driver's seat, in case we encounter any unexpected bumps."
2. On a rainy day, the sidewalk vendor in NYC says, "Umbrella?" and you reply, "De nada!"
3. You get in your car and say to your passenger, "Please keep your seatbelt fastened just as I do here in the driver's seat, in case we encounter any unexpected bumps."
Dec 7, 2018, 3:57 pm
#13
Join Date: Apr 2015
Programs: United Global Services, Amtrak Select Executive
Posts: 4,098
1. The international purser says, "You again?"
2. On a rainy day, the sidewalk vendor in NYC says, "Umbrella?" and you reply, "De nada!"
3. You get in your car and say to your passenger, "Please keep your seatbelt fastened just as I do here in the driver's seat, in case we encounter any unexpected bumps."
2. On a rainy day, the sidewalk vendor in NYC says, "Umbrella?" and you reply, "De nada!"
3. You get in your car and say to your passenger, "Please keep your seatbelt fastened just as I do here in the driver's seat, in case we encounter any unexpected bumps."