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Old Dec 7, 18, 12:36 pm
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You know you travel UA too much when ...

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Any time you look at a digital clock and the time is 7:38, 7:39, 3:19, 3:20, 7:52, etc., and all you can think about is which seat you would pick on that aircraft.
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Old Dec 7, 18, 3:16 pm
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Any time you look at a digital clock and the time is 7:38, 7:39, 3:19, 3:20, 7:52, etc., and all you can think about is which seat you would pick on that aircraft.
This is actually one of my insomnia cures - especially the 3:xx times. When I get into 7xx all has been lost and I just get up.
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1. The international purser says, "You again?"

2. On a rainy day, the sidewalk vendor in NYC says, "Umbrella?" and you reply, "De nada!"

3. You get in your car and say to your passenger, "Please keep your seatbelt fastened just as I do here in the driver's seat, in case we encounter any unexpected bumps."
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Old Dec 7, 18, 3:39 pm
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Originally Posted by wxguy View Post
1. The international purser says, "You again?"

2. On a rainy day, the sidewalk vendor in NYC says, "Umbrella?" and you reply, "De nada!"

3. You get in your car and say to your passenger, "Please keep your seatbelt fastened just as I do here in the driver's seat, in case we encounter any unexpected bumps."
No 2 is excellent!
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