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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 10:46 am
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Junior TSA member?

Stolen from the United forum, but priceless.

http://www.futuregringo.com/index.ph...7/24/hey-kids/

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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 10:50 am
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"Its kind of like making a Junior Telemarketer or Future Repo-Man sticker."



How about 'future Young Communist'?
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 12:07 pm
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Oh, No, Mr. Mike!

The Hawley-Jugend. Why does that have a familiar ring? (ducks Mike G. . .)

(Since it's DEN, does that mean the kids can bring their toy guns to work?)

I guess there is one worse club for third grade career day: "Future Death Row Resident" stickers.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 12:25 pm
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Originally Posted by Spiff
"Its kind of like making a “Junior Telemarketer” or “Future Repo-Man” sticker."



How about 'future Young Communist'?
how about junior pedophile, junior i don't need a background check & junior i bring my gun to work
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 3:03 pm
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It reminds me of a McDonald's commercial from a few years back. They showed all these famous and/or successful people whose first job was at McDonald's. The point was to show that that's where these people got their start and went on to bigger and better things. At the end, they cut to a kid and show "future McDonald's worker" under it. Of course, trying to show that he'd be successful after he started there, but I couldn't help but laugh that that's where he'd stay.

Of course, there's also this famous Demotivator. I think the fries could be replaced with a TSA badge.

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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 3:17 pm
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Instead of "Remember 3-1-1" the motto could be "Thank you, drive through."
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Originally Posted by Spiff
"Its kind of like making a Junior Telemarketer or Future Repo-Man sticker."



How about 'future Young Communist'?
TOP FIVE PROFESSIONS KIDS DON'T WANT TO HAVE WHEN THEY GROW UP:

5) White House Spokesman (2001-2009)
4) Sewer Cleaner
3) Colostomy Bag Fitter
2) Body Cavity Inspector at State Prison
1) TSA Agent
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 4:37 pm
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"My job's not done until I've stopped an attack... a Big Mac Attack!" - Edmund "Kip" Hawley, Idiot.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 5:28 pm
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Originally Posted by Spiff
"Its kind of like making a Junior Telemarketer or Future Repo-Man sticker."



How about 'future Young Communist'?
Or Young Pathfinders or Hitler Youth?
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 8:44 pm
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"My job's not done until I've stopped an attack... a Big Mac Attack!" - Edmund "Kip" Hawley, Idiot.
Thanks for my smile for today
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Old Aug 3, 2008 | 6:28 am
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TSA at SFO was giving out these stickers yesterday. I see it as the same as a 7-11 counter clerk handing out "Future Stock Clerk" stickers.
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