Originally Posted by
Spiff
"Its kind of like making a “Junior Telemarketer” or “Future Repo-Man” sticker."
How about 'future Young Communist'?

TOP FIVE PROFESSIONS KIDS DON'T WANT TO HAVE WHEN THEY GROW UP:
5) White House Spokesman (2001-2009)
4) Sewer Cleaner
3) Colostomy Bag Fitter
2) Body Cavity Inspector at State Prison
1) TSA Agent