Junior TSA member?
 

Stolen from the United forum, but priceless.

http://www.futuregringo.com/index.ph...7/24/hey-kids/

Mike

"Its kind of like making a “Junior Telemarketer” or “Future Repo-Man” sticker."

:D

How about 'future Young Communist'? ;)

Oh, No, Mr. Mike!
 

The Hawley-Jugend. Why does that have a familiar ring? :eek: (ducks Mike G. . .)

(Since it's DEN, does that mean the kids can bring their toy guns to work?)

I guess there is one worse club for third grade career day: "Future Death Row Resident" stickers.

how about junior pedophile, junior i don't need a background check & junior i bring my gun to work

It reminds me of a McDonald's commercial from a few years back. They showed all these famous and/or successful people whose first job was at McDonald's. The point was to show that that's where these people got their start and went on to bigger and better things. At the end, they cut to a kid and show "future McDonald's worker" under it. Of course, trying to show that he'd be successful after he started there, but I couldn't help but laugh that that's where he'd stay. :D

Of course, there's also this famous Demotivator. I think the fries could be replaced with a TSA badge. :D

Super

Instead of "Remember 3-1-1" the motto could be "Thank you, drive through." :D

TOP FIVE PROFESSIONS KIDS DON'T WANT TO HAVE WHEN THEY GROW UP:

5) White House Spokesman (2001-2009)
4) Sewer Cleaner
3) Colostomy Bag Fitter
2) Body Cavity Inspector at State Prison
1) TSA Agent

"My job's not done until I've stopped an attack... a Big Mac Attack!" - Edmund "Kip" Hawley, Idiot.

Or Young Pathfinders or Hitler Youth?

Thanks for my smile for today:)

TSA at SFO was giving out these stickers yesterday. I see it as the same as a 7-11 counter clerk handing out "Future Stock Clerk" stickers.