A Kinder, Gentler Screening
Mar 31, 2008 | 7:41 am
#16
Suspended
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,953
What I got a kick out of from the blog article, was their "re-composure" benches - sounds more like "time out" chairs to me.
I hope travelers litter the floors of the checkpoints with the biographies of the screeners.
Who in the world thinks this stuff up?
I hope travelers litter the floors of the checkpoints with the biographies of the screeners.
Who in the world thinks this stuff up?
Mar 31, 2008 | 9:39 am
#19
Moderator: Smoking Lounge; FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: SFO
Programs: Lifetime (for now) Gold MM, HH Gold, Giving Tootsie Pops to UA employees, & a retired hockey goalie
Posts: 29,078
Mar 31, 2008 | 9:41 am
#20
Suspended
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Out West
Programs: DL-2MM, NW, AA, AS, NZ, AM
Posts: 432
...probably from what she saw in the Whole Body Scanner....God, I feel sick..er, safe.
Last edited by essxjay; Apr 2, 2008 at 11:51 am Reason: Gratuitous TSA slam removed
Mar 31, 2008 | 9:49 am
#21
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Salish Sea
Programs: DL,AC,HH,PC
Posts: 8,972
Mar 31, 2008 | 10:44 am
#22
Moderator: Coupon Connection & S.P.A.M
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Louisville, KY
Programs: Destination Unknown, TSA Disparager Diamond (LTDD)
Posts: 58,133
Up yours, Kip.
Want to improve the screening experience? Stop the harassment.
Get rid of:
Otherwise, you can take your mood lighting and biographies and all the other feel-good crap and shove them up your backside.
Want to improve the screening experience? Stop the harassment.
Get rid of:
- The Shoe Carnival
- Liquid Idiocy
- BP/ID checking
- Many of the items on the "prohibited" list
- Secret rules
- HaraSSSSment
Otherwise, you can take your mood lighting and biographies and all the other feel-good crap and shove them up your backside.
Mar 31, 2008 | 10:59 am
#23
Original Poster
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Bansko, Bulgaria
Programs: Hyatt Globalist
Posts: 1,260
Mar 31, 2008 | 11:28 am
#24
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Jupiter, FL
Programs: DL PM, Marriott Lifetime Titanium, Hilton Silver
Posts: 39,649
Mar 31, 2008 | 1:21 pm
#28
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Rhode Island, When I'm home.
Programs: None, Not worth the aggravation anymore!
Posts: 9
New Age Lawyer Think
Urg....Another example of New Age Lawyer Think, sort off like the twinkle defense. Sounds just as twisted!
KIP go back to the corporate sector, there's service and transport company's out there that hasn't shut there doors yet that can use you help.
KIP go back to the corporate sector, there's service and transport company's out there that hasn't shut there doors yet that can use you help.
Mar 31, 2008 | 1:49 pm
#29
Moderator: Coupon Connection & S.P.A.M
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Louisville, KY
Programs: Destination Unknown, TSA Disparager Diamond (LTDD)
Posts: 58,133
Kip Hawley is an absolute disgrace who could foul up a cup of coffee. He's unqualified to shovel elephant dung or watch an automatic light system activate. Any company he goes to work for is doomed to incompetence.
Mar 31, 2008 | 1:50 pm
#30
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 7,544
My BS detector also buzzed repeatedly at the word "harmless" and the sentence about deleting images of passengers' bodies--the fact that the article went out of its way to insert those words says to me that 1) there will be at least some risk involved in the "harmless radio waves" and that 2) the images of passengers' bodies will prove to be of interest, ranging from comedic to prurient, for at least a few screeners who will figure out how to store them.