Logic and the SSSS
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Logic and the SSSS
Can the experts help me out on this one?
3 out of 5 people in my family were SSSSed at OGG yesterday. We were on Hawaiian to HNL on the second half of a standalone r/t (we connected to IND on different airline, we checked in for our other flight upon arriving at HNL).
Lots of fun watching my wife, 7 year old son and 9 year old daughter getting the full SSSS "treatment". Even more comical was "the treatment" in light of their attire: shorts, t-shirts and flip flops. Full wanding, pat down ect. OGG was busy, they did not do a through search of our carryons (or a residual scan).
My questions: First, all 5 members of my family were on the same PNR, why only SSSS 3 of us? Second, why does the TSA wand bare feet? Or are the agents programmed to follow a certain SOP regardles of how dumb it looks?
3 out of 5 people in my family were SSSSed at OGG yesterday. We were on Hawaiian to HNL on the second half of a standalone r/t (we connected to IND on different airline, we checked in for our other flight upon arriving at HNL).
Lots of fun watching my wife, 7 year old son and 9 year old daughter getting the full SSSS "treatment". Even more comical was "the treatment" in light of their attire: shorts, t-shirts and flip flops. Full wanding, pat down ect. OGG was busy, they did not do a through search of our carryons (or a residual scan).
My questions: First, all 5 members of my family were on the same PNR, why only SSSS 3 of us? Second, why does the TSA wand bare feet? Or are the agents programmed to follow a certain SOP regardles of how dumb it looks?
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Thousand Standing Around (TSA) is afraid that your family might be packing several pounds of C4 masquerading as toe jam.
Of course, we all know that it can't be detected by "the wand".
If you're looking for logic behind the haraSSSSment, expect none. This agency is just like a spoiled child at times, beyond logic, compassion, or reason. And as a spoiled child, needs to be punished (preferably disbanded) for some of the asinine things they concoct.
Of course, we all know that it can't be detected by "the wand". If you're looking for logic behind the haraSSSSment, expect none. This agency is just like a spoiled child at times, beyond logic, compassion, or reason. And as a spoiled child, needs to be punished (preferably disbanded) for some of the asinine things they concoct.
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I think the logic is quite clear:
Your wife, daughter, and son are probably terrorists; the other two members of your family are not.
I mean--how much do you really know about your 7 year-old? Is he who he says he is? Have you looked at his driver's license? For all we know, your 7 year-old could be a 30 year-old female Chechnyan terrorist with plastique hidden in his flip-flops.
Don't you think you're being just a little naive?
There has been an increasing amount of "chatter" involving brainwashing children to carry exploding flip-flops. Of course this information is highly classified. Fortunately TSA personnel have been briefed on a particular terrorist "profile"
- School-age
- Flip-flop wielding
- In a t-shirt
- Appearing to be "on vacation" with "siblings" and "parents"
Thank goodness the Department of Homeland Security is staying one step ahead of these "bad guys!"
I think you need to go frisk all of your children before it's too late for all of us!
Your wife, daughter, and son are probably terrorists; the other two members of your family are not.
I mean--how much do you really know about your 7 year-old? Is he who he says he is? Have you looked at his driver's license? For all we know, your 7 year-old could be a 30 year-old female Chechnyan terrorist with plastique hidden in his flip-flops.
Don't you think you're being just a little naive?
There has been an increasing amount of "chatter" involving brainwashing children to carry exploding flip-flops. Of course this information is highly classified. Fortunately TSA personnel have been briefed on a particular terrorist "profile"
- School-age
- Flip-flop wielding
- In a t-shirt
- Appearing to be "on vacation" with "siblings" and "parents"
Thank goodness the Department of Homeland Security is staying one step ahead of these "bad guys!"
I think you need to go frisk all of your children before it's too late for all of us!
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Excuse me, but you are missing the most obvious lack of logic in this whole thing.
They tell you IN ADVANCE that you are subject to SSSS. Therefore, if you have anything dangerous, you give it to somebody else to carry on. If you are really a bad guy, maybe you opt not to fly. Of you buy another ticket for another flight to get through security.
In this particular case, your terrorist kids could give the bad stuff to you to carry on.
What a joke! What GOOD CAN THIS POSSIBLY DO?
They tell you IN ADVANCE that you are subject to SSSS. Therefore, if you have anything dangerous, you give it to somebody else to carry on. If you are really a bad guy, maybe you opt not to fly. Of you buy another ticket for another flight to get through security.
In this particular case, your terrorist kids could give the bad stuff to you to carry on.
What a joke! What GOOD CAN THIS POSSIBLY DO?
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whoa
Originally Posted by NoStressHere
Excuse me, but you are missing the most obvious lack of logic in this whole thing.
They tell you IN ADVANCE that you are subject to SSSS. Therefore, if you have anything dangerous, you give it to somebody else to carry on. If you are really a bad guy, maybe you opt not to fly. Of you buy another ticket for another flight to get through security.
In this particular case, your terrorist kids could give the bad stuff to you to carry on.
What a joke! What GOOD CAN THIS POSSIBLY DO?
They tell you IN ADVANCE that you are subject to SSSS. Therefore, if you have anything dangerous, you give it to somebody else to carry on. If you are really a bad guy, maybe you opt not to fly. Of you buy another ticket for another flight to get through security.
In this particular case, your terrorist kids could give the bad stuff to you to carry on.
What a joke! What GOOD CAN THIS POSSIBLY DO?
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Originally Posted by skofarrell
Can the experts help me out on this one?
3 out of 5 people in my family were SSSSed at OGG yesterday. We were on Hawaiian to HNL on the second half of a standalone r/t (we connected to IND on different airline, we checked in for our other flight upon arriving at HNL).
Lots of fun watching my wife, 7 year old son and 9 year old daughter getting the full SSSS "treatment". Even more comical was "the treatment" in light of their attire: shorts, t-shirts and flip flops. Full wanding, pat down ect. OGG was busy, they did not do a through search of our carryons (or a residual scan).
My questions: First, all 5 members of my family were on the same PNR, why only SSSS 3 of us? Second, why does the TSA wand bare feet? Or are the agents programmed to follow a certain SOP regardles of how dumb it looks?
3 out of 5 people in my family were SSSSed at OGG yesterday. We were on Hawaiian to HNL on the second half of a standalone r/t (we connected to IND on different airline, we checked in for our other flight upon arriving at HNL).
Lots of fun watching my wife, 7 year old son and 9 year old daughter getting the full SSSS "treatment". Even more comical was "the treatment" in light of their attire: shorts, t-shirts and flip flops. Full wanding, pat down ect. OGG was busy, they did not do a through search of our carryons (or a residual scan).
My questions: First, all 5 members of my family were on the same PNR, why only SSSS 3 of us? Second, why does the TSA wand bare feet? Or are the agents programmed to follow a certain SOP regardles of how dumb it looks?

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Originally Posted by eyecue
You are overlooking the fact that on the PNR there is no place for age. The computer doesnt know if the person is 9mo or 99 years old.
Regardless, since you apparently do not appreciate the basic common-sense arguement regarding this issue, the carrier or TSA have the authority to deselect minors for haraSSSSment. Time for you to review your SOP.
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Originally Posted by eyecue
You are overlooking the fact that on the PNR there is no place for age. The computer doesnt know if the person is 9mo or 99 years old.
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Originally Posted by RobotDoctor
Ok, you can tell us. What was really in those Leis? 

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Originally Posted by skofarrell
What you are overlooking is my original question, why only 3 out of 5 on the same PNR? I'd feel better if we were all secondaried.

