I think the logic is quite clear:
Your wife, daughter, and son are probably terrorists; the other two members of your family are not.
I mean--how much do you really know about your 7 year-old? Is he who he says he is? Have you looked at his driver's license? For all we know, your 7 year-old could be a 30 year-old female Chechnyan terrorist with plastique hidden in his flip-flops.
Don't you think you're being just a little naive?
There has been an increasing amount of "chatter" involving brainwashing children to carry exploding flip-flops. Of course this information is highly classified. Fortunately TSA personnel have been briefed on a particular terrorist "profile"
- School-age
- Flip-flop wielding
- In a t-shirt
- Appearing to be "on vacation" with "siblings" and "parents"
Thank goodness the Department of Homeland Security is staying one step ahead of these "bad guys!"
I think you need to go frisk all of your children before it's too late for all of us!