Man arrested for how shall we say, masturbating, on United flight
May 25, 2011, 9:30 am
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May 25, 2011, 9:41 am
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A couple of years ago I was in 1st, chatting with my seatmate. We noticed the woman in front of us was very interested in her male companion's lap. She was giving him a blowjob.
The flight attendants ignored it, but it was obvious what was going on from behind and beside (the lady across the aisle caught our attention and we all laughed silently).
The didn't get done until final, and the FA raised his seat for him while the action was still going on.
The flight attendants ignored it, but it was obvious what was going on from behind and beside (the lady across the aisle caught our attention and we all laughed silently).
The didn't get done until final, and the FA raised his seat for him while the action was still going on.
May 25, 2011, 9:46 am
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...rbation-546729
Anyone been on this plane since then? 
Better yet, has anyone been in "an aisle seat in row 18" on this plane since then?
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N843UA
The plane within which Pearce is said to have pleasured himself bears tail number N843UA. Since the May 19 incident, the aircraft has crisscrossed the country during 12 flights, and is currently en route to San Diego from Washington, D.C.. Presumably, evidence of the alleged crime has been eliminated by a United cleaning crew.
Better yet, has anyone been in "an aisle seat in row 18" on this plane since then?http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N843UA
May 25, 2011, 9:56 am
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Last year I was on a flight when an older well dress Indian guy was reading the Karma Sutra on the plane. I thought it was preety ballsy (no pun intended) I was 3C and he was 2B on an Airbus 320 (both aisle seats) and since I could see it I am sure the flight attendants could also see what he was reading.
May 25, 2011, 12:42 pm
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May 25, 2011, 1:36 pm
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That's quite clever. Blame the TSA for getting these men all hot and bothered right before their flight. Oh, what's running through my mind right now, Ewwww!
May 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
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Last year I was on a flight when an older well dress Indian guy was reading the Karma Sutra on the plane. I thought it was preety ballsy (no pun intended) I was 3C and he was 2B on an Airbus 320 (both aisle seats) and since I could see it I am sure the flight attendants could also see what he was reading.
There's an app for that.
Seriously, there's an Kama Sutra app for the iPad.
I wonder how people would react if I started looking at it while in-flight? I'd make sure both hands were in plane sight at all times...