Before playing with my genitals, TSA should...
Oct 26, 2010 | 12:31 pm
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My thought was that if the screener is forcing me to share something of mine that's "personal", then he ought to be forced to do something in kind in return. And since I wouldn't care to see his junk or play "grabby, grabby" with it, I figured that a bit of information that many consider personal might serve as a good substitute...
Oct 26, 2010 | 12:36 pm
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Oct 28, 2010 | 1:24 pm
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Oct 28, 2010 | 1:44 pm
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An innocent, well placed, throaty, productive (if possible, especially during cold/flu season) cough at just the right moment could thoroughly disgust someone. Just saying.
Oct 28, 2010 | 2:07 pm
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Oct 28, 2010 | 2:49 pm
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Oct 28, 2010 | 3:09 pm
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I like where this is going. Okay, how about a broccolli omellete with a side of frijoles washed down with a protein shake an hour before showtime? Then go all Peter Griffin on the bastages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec
Oct 28, 2010 | 3:14 pm
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I like where this is going. Okay, how about a broccolli omellete with a side of frijoles washed down with a protein shake an hour before showtime? Then go all Peter Griffin on the bastages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec
^^^I'd love to see the reaction of a screening clerk if this happened! lol
Oct 28, 2010 | 3:19 pm
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Before my last flight, my wife was done with the groping before mine had begun, so I asked her if the guy was good looking enough to make it a threesome. I don't think the TSA groper got it, but she and I had a good laugh. As he rubbed me down, I kept telling him, ooooh that feels good. He kept rubbing harder each time I said it --- actually to the point that it did feel good.
Oct 28, 2010 | 3:26 pm
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Oct 28, 2010 | 8:33 pm
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The last two days at DEN have been very interesting in that respect. There has been a lot more LEO stand ups for patdowns. A lot more irate people. One person said that we need to be specific in our advisals and include the word balls. One today just said this is efing bs. So much so that he almost did not get to continue. It started at the AIT when his cold start met me head on and I asked if he wanted to opt out. I believe that it is only a matter of time before before this really escalates into something that no one wants.
Oct 28, 2010 | 8:34 pm
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The last two days at DEN have been very interesting in that respect. There has been a lot more LEO stand ups for patdowns. A lot more irate people. One person said that we need to be specific in our advisals and include the word balls. One today just said this is efing bs. So much so that he almost did not get to continue. It started at the AIT when his cold start met me head on and I asked if he wanted to opt out. I believe that it is only a matter of time before before this really escalates into something that no one wants.