Before playing with my genitals, TSA should...
Oct 25, 2010, 1:50 pm
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Before playing with my genitals, TSA should...
Let's face it... none of us (well, none of us passengers at least 
) like the idea of TSA being obsessed with our genitals. But here we are, and Mr. Pistole seems to have a fetish over groping little boys.
Anyway, if TSA is going to insist upon either peeking at or playing with our genitals in the near future for us to fly, I think that a few more policies should be adopted by the organization to help make the flying public feel more comfortable with the process. I suggest the following, to start:
1. Each passenger should be allowed to select the specific screener at the checkpoint to provide the screening to him/her.
2. Each screener should have to divulge their sex and sexual preference to passengers before they are screened.
3. Each screener should have to undergo a rigorous psychological examination annually. If not passed, then the person is dismissed from the agency. This examination will be designed to detect sexual deviance/irregularities, tendencies to steal items from passengers, and bribability in each individual.
Additional thoughts?
) like the idea of TSA being obsessed with our genitals. But here we are, and Mr. Pistole seems to have a fetish over groping little boys.Anyway, if TSA is going to insist upon either peeking at or playing with our genitals in the near future for us to fly, I think that a few more policies should be adopted by the organization to help make the flying public feel more comfortable with the process. I suggest the following, to start:
1. Each passenger should be allowed to select the specific screener at the checkpoint to provide the screening to him/her.
2. Each screener should have to divulge their sex and sexual preference to passengers before they are screened.
3. Each screener should have to undergo a rigorous psychological examination annually. If not passed, then the person is dismissed from the agency. This examination will be designed to detect sexual deviance/irregularities, tendencies to steal items from passengers, and bribability in each individual.
Additional thoughts?
Oct 25, 2010, 2:00 pm
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Oct 25, 2010, 2:23 pm
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Oct 25, 2010, 4:51 pm
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Does anyone on here watch Dexter?
There was a great scene in last night's episode where a character who had been badly sexually abused received a thorough pat down at the airport. I thought she was going to lose it for sure. I can't begin to imagine what a sexual assault survivor must feel with all that unwanted touching.
There was a great scene in last night's episode where a character who had been badly sexually abused received a thorough pat down at the airport. I thought she was going to lose it for sure. I can't begin to imagine what a sexual assault survivor must feel with all that unwanted touching.
Oct 25, 2010, 5:54 pm
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Oct 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
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Does anyone on here watch Dexter?
There was a great scene in last night's episode where a character who had been badly sexually abused received a thorough pat down at the airport. I thought she was going to lose it for sure. I can't begin to imagine what a sexual assault survivor must feel with all that unwanted touching.
There was a great scene in last night's episode where a character who had been badly sexually abused received a thorough pat down at the airport. I thought she was going to lose it for sure. I can't begin to imagine what a sexual assault survivor must feel with all that unwanted touching.
j/k, SS. I'm about three weeks behind anyway ...
Oct 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
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Does anyone on here watch Dexter?
There was a great scene in last night's episode where a character who had been badly sexually abused received a thorough pat down at the airport. I thought she was going to lose it for sure. I can't begin to imagine what a sexual assault survivor must feel with all that unwanted touching.
There was a great scene in last night's episode where a character who had been badly sexually abused received a thorough pat down at the airport. I thought she was going to lose it for sure. I can't begin to imagine what a sexual assault survivor must feel with all that unwanted touching.
Last edited by VonS; Oct 26, 2010 at 6:49 am
Oct 26, 2010, 7:09 am
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What does the sexual preference of the screener have to do with anything? I'm GAY and I don't necessarily want another GAY MAN touching me if I don't feel comfortable with it.
Personally give me a STRAIGHT screener and watch the fun insue as I have fun with him as he's touching certain areas of my groin
@:-)