Before playing with my genitals, TSA should...
 

Let's face it... none of us (well, none of us passengers at least ;)) like the idea of TSA being obsessed with our genitals. But here we are, and Mr. Pistole seems to have a fetish over groping little boys.

Anyway, if TSA is going to insist upon either peeking at or playing with our genitals in the near future for us to fly, I think that a few more policies should be adopted by the organization to help make the flying public feel more comfortable with the process. I suggest the following, to start:

1. Each passenger should be allowed to select the specific screener at the checkpoint to provide the screening to him/her.

2. Each screener should have to divulge their sex and sexual preference to passengers before they are screened.

3. Each screener should have to undergo a rigorous psychological examination annually. If not passed, then the person is dismissed from the agency. This examination will be designed to detect sexual deviance/irregularities, tendencies to steal items from passengers, and bribability in each individual.

Additional thoughts?

...buy me dinner.

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Any excessive touching is grounds for immediate dismissal.

...wash their hands.

I really do feel for those who have survived sexual assault being faced with the choice of either genital groping or being leered at to simply travel by air. :mad:

Does anyone on here watch Dexter?

There was a great scene in last night's episode where a character who had been badly sexually abused received a thorough pat down at the airport. I thought she was going to lose it for sure. I can't begin to imagine what a sexual assault survivor must feel with all that unwanted touching. :td:

Before playing with my genitals, TSA should...
 

Four words: The last three are "off and die!"

And then breakfast in the morning

Where's the spoiler warning?! :mad:

j/k, SS. I'm about three weeks behind anyway ... :o

Oh noes, sorry! SPOILER ALERT!

Too little, too late. Get that TiVo cranking and catch up already! :p

I just saw this. I found it to be spectacularly realistic.

...Drink 1 oz of their choice of sodium or potassium cyanide. ;)

Before touching my genitals, TSA should...

Buy several tubes of KY cos my foot is going to be put in a very un-natural place very quickly :D

What does the sexual preference of the screener have to do with anything? I'm GAY and I don't necessarily want another GAY MAN touching me if I don't feel comfortable with it.

Personally give me a STRAIGHT screener and watch the fun insue as I have fun with him as he's touching certain areas of my groin

;)

:D

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