*blows whistle* Woah, there, Dan. You're being cited for plagerism...I believe you stole that from doc and failed to attribute it to him! Consider yourself on probation!

Ok ok ok... I know I've been delinquent in my duties. The next story from "As The Idiot Turns..." is almost done. Bare with me a til tomorrow at the latest. I'll try to have it finished by today, but no promises.

Also, I've gotten quite a few questions and emails wondering what happened to the "Vote" and the story that won "Glove on the Head". Well, the "vote" thing didn't workout very well so I've gone to plan "B". This is now a Dictatorship... You get what I want to write and you better darn well like it!!! or else...

You can just call me "Dic" for short.

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(Edited by Flyerwife because I want to keep this forum clean.)

Oh, looks like a race between me and Flyerwife, sorry, between Flyerwife and I. Who will become the FT Evangelist first? FW is in the lead by one...

I would never post just to run up my post total, VI http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

These stories are hilarious, there almost as funny as your April Fools Story and your water gun incident. Keep'em coming...

For those who haven't had the pleasure in reading the April Fools Story here's the link:
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/Forum...ML/001859.html

What? 48 hours without a posting. Village Idiot, how can you claim a true movement with such lulls?

I'm distraught.

Hey Nick, relax, being an Idiot takes time. Don't rush him. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

I read that Village Idiot is organizing a pub crawl in Vancouver on Friday night for the FT gathering. I'm wondering if he's been out sampling wares, and that has delayed our story - altho lubrication surely helps his story telling???

Saw the Idiot on chat a night or two ago & asked when the next installment was coming. He said he was still working on it. Since so many now await his tales, he wants them to be good (why start now?). http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

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Didn't I post this yesterday?

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How many times did I post this yesterday?

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Next question is, why did I post this so many times yesterday?

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Is this some kind of Anti-InnPoints conspiracy?

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Ok, I'm busted... Just trying to pad my post totals


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