This is an Omni topic warning...

The heads of the Emmett_Nancy_Roberto award
committee had their first Ad Hoc meeting at
Smith and Wollensky's SteakHouse, Manhattan
10-19:

Co-Chairs Rudi Martel and CATMAN MEOW decided
to award the first Emmett_Nancy_Roberto award
to (Cat Meow's please) Emmett_Nancy_Roberto.

To claim your prize please e-mail Rudi or
Catman with your real name and e-mail address
or Home adress by 10-31. Otherwise we will
choose an alternate winner. (If you post it
here, we will choose an alternate winner.
Your confidentiality is guaranteed.)

Rudi will explain the rules when he returns
to Switzerland.

It was also decided that Rudi and CATMAN
will take themselves out of the running for
the prize to prevent any conflicts of interest or anti-trust suits on the scale
of Bill Gates/Microsoft.

ANy suggestions on this award will be greatly
appreciated. HAPPY FLYING! CATMAN

Collusion!!! Coercion!! Conspiracy!!
Too much Red Wine. One glass & the Cat is out of it. This award is nebulous!!!
It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

SOrry you feel the way you do Jaws43...

We just decided to give the first prize to
the person who inspired the award.

Rudi will explain more thoroughly.

(But I did put in some good words for you
so you are in the running!) CATMAN

Actually, I'm not feeling bad at all. The first of these awards should definitely go to
its' namesake. What would an emmett_nancy_roberto award be, if they had never won it? Now, if I win the award later,
will I be "Living the Legacy"?

If you are willing to spill the beans CatMan,

What exactly does the winner get ??? - a free lunch ?, a plaque ?, a roll of toilet paper ? or all of the above

I am Emmett_Nancy_Roberto! I would like to thank all the little people that I annoyed to acheive this award. I shall expect Federal Express any day now.

Now we need a suitable test to determine whether PremEx is telling the truth or not !!!

MegaMiles, I am unable to withstand your intense and ruthless interogation of my claim. I confess. I am NOT Emmett_Nancy_Roberto. I am a fraud. The prospect of possably receiving some upgrade certs as part of the EMR Award, broke down my normally ethical standards. I humbly beg forgiveness and now move back to Coach where I belong.

As second co-chair of the Ad Hoc COmmittee,
I will defer to my friend Rudi to explain
the prize for the Emmett_Nancy_Roberto award.
(Hint! It's a goody but a cat tells no tails (or is it tales!))

Very nice try, PremEx but one of the rules
is honesty. You are in the running for the
next Emmett_Nancy_Roberto prize for your
funny entry!

But you can't go to coach again! You're 1K
now! There's no looking back!!! CATMAN

I now nothings about this award but i would like to excludes me

nancy would be a good winner

me thinks we have a winner!!!

So roberto, you are NOT related to nancy?!?

Please let her know to read the first posting
on the board and follow the prize claim
instructions.

Rudi and I are waiting. CATMAN

Prize suggestions ( if the steak/wine didn't completely close the "committee's" mind to suggestions! ):

1. Dictionary

2. Lessons is using spell check software

3. Free job search (to become a "real coorprit exekutiv)

4. Banishment for life from all but Omni-subject posts

Weird thoughts at lunch... Sorry all...

These are great ideas, onefreeman. Rudi,
what do you think>

By the way... the steak and BEER will never
influence us judges. (And what did you have
to make your lunch "wierd?") CATMAN

Probably thoughts about emmett_nancy_roberto. Thoughts like that would make anything weeeerd!