How to spot an awful restaurant without going inside
#18
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I usually just ask the locals where to go when I'm in an unfamiliar city. People are usually happy to talk about their favorite place to eat, and often the best restaurants are the hole-in-the-wall places that don't advertise. I'm usually careful about asking at the hotel, because I often get the feeling they have agreements to recommend certain restaurants. However, asking shopkeepers, taxi drivers, or folks on the street will usually get you a decent local meal.
#19


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1. Never eat at a place with pictures of the food outside.
2. Never eat at a place with the menu in multiple languages with pictures of various countries' flags.
3. Never eat at a place with a "tourist menu".
4. Never eat at a place with plastic/rubber "replicas" of the food outside.
I have all of these in abundance in the town where I live, and learned the hard way.
2. Never eat at a place with the menu in multiple languages with pictures of various countries' flags.
3. Never eat at a place with a "tourist menu".
4. Never eat at a place with plastic/rubber "replicas" of the food outside.
I have all of these in abundance in the town where I live, and learned the hard way.
#20
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Originally Posted by SWG
...
- Avoid any restaurant with Taco in the name...
- Avoid any restaurant with Taco in the name...
But for national chains, generally yes.
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Originally Posted by Martinis at 8
Avoid any restaurant that has rodents running out the front door, or rodents on the menu. 

Unless one finds oneself in Cusco...then cuy might just be the house specialty...
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Never play cards with a man named Doc and never eat at a place
called Mom's.
-- John O'Hara
called Mom's.
-- John O'Hara
warning signs, up to and including the insects.
#25
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Originally Posted by alanw
1. Never eat at a place with pictures of the food outside.
2. Never eat at a place with the menu in multiple languages with pictures of various countries' flags.
3. Never eat at a place with a "tourist menu".
4. Never eat at a place with plastic/rubber "replicas" of the food outside.
I have all of these in abundance in the town where I live, and learned the hard way.
2. Never eat at a place with the menu in multiple languages with pictures of various countries' flags.
3. Never eat at a place with a "tourist menu".
4. Never eat at a place with plastic/rubber "replicas" of the food outside.
I have all of these in abundance in the town where I live, and learned the hard way.
You might go hungry in Venice.
#26
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Avoid any place with a dirty bathroom. If the bathroom (which you can visit) is dirty, imagine what the kitchen (which you can't) must be like!
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Originally Posted by cyberdad
Avoid any place with a dirty bathroom. If the bathroom (which you can visit) is dirty, imagine what the kitchen (which you can't) must be like!
The order of importance:
FOOD
then
Dining room
then
Kitchen
then
bathroom
Normally they only get the top 3.
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Party_boy....
Funny, I was just in a similar conversation this past week. I tend to avoid unfamilliar Chinese places on the road just for the reason you mentioned....unless someone specifically suggests one. But that said....my three favorite Chinese places on tha planet are all places suggested by locals and are each "pristine" in every way.
(The Pearl-Toronto, Le Caveau Szechwan-Ottawa, and Jade Garden-London)
Funny, I was just in a similar conversation this past week. I tend to avoid unfamilliar Chinese places on the road just for the reason you mentioned....unless someone specifically suggests one. But that said....my three favorite Chinese places on tha planet are all places suggested by locals and are each "pristine" in every way.
(The Pearl-Toronto, Le Caveau Szechwan-Ottawa, and Jade Garden-London)
#30
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Originally Posted by UAL_Rulez
Gigantic yellow arches atop the building or on a pole outside are a dead giveaway there will be mediocre food on offer.


