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Old Oct 9, 2005 | 8:27 am
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"Themed" restaurants...
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Old Oct 9, 2005 | 10:07 am
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Well, you do have to go inside to hear the waitress say, "I'm Mandy and I'm going to be your server tonight" to which I generally respond... "I'm Rita and I'm going to be your customer tonight."

Ugh
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Old Oct 9, 2005 | 1:05 pm
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I usually just ask the locals where to go when I'm in an unfamiliar city. People are usually happy to talk about their favorite place to eat, and often the best restaurants are the hole-in-the-wall places that don't advertise. I'm usually careful about asking at the hotel, because I often get the feeling they have agreements to recommend certain restaurants. However, asking shopkeepers, taxi drivers, or folks on the street will usually get you a decent local meal.
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Old Oct 10, 2005 | 1:29 pm
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1. Never eat at a place with pictures of the food outside.
2. Never eat at a place with the menu in multiple languages with pictures of various countries' flags.
3. Never eat at a place with a "tourist menu".
4. Never eat at a place with plastic/rubber "replicas" of the food outside.

I have all of these in abundance in the town where I live, and learned the hard way.
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Old Oct 10, 2005 | 1:45 pm
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Originally Posted by SWG
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- Avoid any restaurant with Taco in the name...
You'll miss a bunch of great little hole-in-the-wall places in northern and southern California that way, though.

But for national chains, generally yes.
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Old Oct 10, 2005 | 1:52 pm
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Taco Diner in Dallas is a good resturaunt. Owned by some of the same family that owns Mia's and Mi Cocina. If you go to any of these, have the brisket tacos.
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Old Oct 10, 2005 | 1:57 pm
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Avoid any restaurant that has rodents running out the front door, or rodents on the menu.

Unless one finds oneself in Cusco...then cuy might just be the house specialty...
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 6:16 am
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Never play cards with a man named Doc and never eat at a place
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Actually, I've had good meals at places that have each of the
warning signs, up to and including the insects.
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 6:21 am
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Originally Posted by violist
Actually, I've had good meals at places that have each of the
warning signs, up to and including the insects.
Did the roach legs add flavor?
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 6:25 am
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Originally Posted by alanw
1. Never eat at a place with pictures of the food outside.
2. Never eat at a place with the menu in multiple languages with pictures of various countries' flags.
3. Never eat at a place with a "tourist menu".
4. Never eat at a place with plastic/rubber "replicas" of the food outside.

I have all of these in abundance in the town where I live, and learned the hard way.

You might go hungry in Venice.
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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 2:56 pm
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Avoid any place with a dirty bathroom. If the bathroom (which you can visit) is dirty, imagine what the kitchen (which you can't) must be like!
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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 3:03 pm
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Originally Posted by cyberdad
Avoid any place with a dirty bathroom. If the bathroom (which you can visit) is dirty, imagine what the kitchen (which you can't) must be like!
Been to a chinese joint lately?

The order of importance:
FOOD
then
Dining room
then
Kitchen
then
bathroom

Normally they only get the top 3.
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 8:36 pm
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Party_boy....

Funny, I was just in a similar conversation this past week. I tend to avoid unfamilliar Chinese places on the road just for the reason you mentioned....unless someone specifically suggests one. But that said....my three favorite Chinese places on tha planet are all places suggested by locals and are each "pristine" in every way.

(The Pearl-Toronto, Le Caveau Szechwan-Ottawa, and Jade Garden-London)
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 8:51 pm
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Gigantic yellow arches atop the building or on a pole outside are a dead giveaway there will be mediocre food on offer.
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 12:27 am
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Originally Posted by UAL_Rulez
Gigantic yellow arches atop the building or on a pole outside are a dead giveaway there will be mediocre food on offer.
I'm quite surprised it took 29 posts to get to the obligatory McDonald's slam. However, the OP did refer to "restaurants", and I am of the opinion that merely serving food does not a restaurant make. I'm also fairly convinced that your average McDonald's patron is entertaining thoughts only of clogged arteries, angioplasty, and triple by-passes rather than the absurd notion that a world-class *** Michelin dining experience awaits them.
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