“Do You Know Who I Am?”: The Definitive Thread of DYKWIA Stories
#2521
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 53
No, she hasn't been convicted but since I'm not on the jury, I'm not obligated to give her a presumption of innocence. And since the hard costs (extra fuel, etc.) and soft costs (time, inconvenience, paperwork, etc.) involved in diverting a flight to boot off a passenger are probably substantial, I think its fair to conclude she crossed the line.
#2522
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 2,042
There's no story except for the fact the pictures show the drunk is someone so different than you would expect. Attractive upscale mothers flying with two little kids don't usually get drunk and cause a flight to have to be diverted.
#2523
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Location: Orlando, FL Area
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Not sure if this was a DYKWIA or an FO that wasn't aware of the rules for the SP security lane and had dragons that allowed him to us it in the past.
On Friday at DTW someone was complaining to the dragon at the SP lane that he was a silver and flashing his FO card and was told he had to use the regular lane. The dragon told him that the only way he could use that lane was if his BP said skypriority on it anad he was insiting they always allowed him to use that lane in the past.
I had Precheck so only heard a little bit of the conversation while I was getting my ID out of my wallet.
On Friday at DTW someone was complaining to the dragon at the SP lane that he was a silver and flashing his FO card and was told he had to use the regular lane. The dragon told him that the only way he could use that lane was if his BP said skypriority on it anad he was insiting they always allowed him to use that lane in the past.
I had Precheck so only heard a little bit of the conversation while I was getting my ID out of my wallet.
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#2524
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If I had been the FO I would have told the agent that she must not be aware of Delta's policies. Silver Medallions are also given the benefit of priority check-in. It is stated very clearly on Delta.com. Someone at DTW needs a refresher course.
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#2525
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If I had been the FO I would have told the agent that she must not be aware of Delta's policies. Silver Medallions are also given the benefit of priority check-in. It is stated very clearly on Delta.com. Someone at DTW needs a refresher course.
https://www.delta.com/content/www/en...-benefits.html
https://www.delta.com/content/www/en...-benefits.html
If I were an FO and mostly used the hubs to connect rather than O/D, I might come to believe that FO=SP check-in everywhere.
Also, looking at that site, why is Sky Priority only a registered trademark for GMs? I guess a hidden benefit of PMs/DMs is the ability to use that mark as their own?
#2526
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: PVU, SLC
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The priority check-in for FOs can be confusing, though, as someone earlier mentioned. At some airports (I believe the hubs), FOs have their own check-in area/line, which can be irregularly policed and often full of non-status pax. At others, they share the SP area for check-in, but not security.
If I were an FO and mostly used the hubs to connect rather than O/D, I might come to believe that FO=SP check-in everywhere.
Also, looking at that site, why is Sky Priority only a registered trademark for GMs? I guess a hidden benefit of PMs/DMs is the ability to use that mark as their own?
If I were an FO and mostly used the hubs to connect rather than O/D, I might come to believe that FO=SP check-in everywhere.
Also, looking at that site, why is Sky Priority only a registered trademark for GMs? I guess a hidden benefit of PMs/DMs is the ability to use that mark as their own?
#2527
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If I had been the FO I would have told the agent that she must not be aware of Delta's policies. Silver Medallions are also given the benefit of priority check-in. It is stated very clearly on Delta.com. Someone at DTW needs a refresher course.
https://www.delta.com/content/www/en...-benefits.html
https://www.delta.com/content/www/en...-benefits.html
#2528
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: South Central US
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The overhead bin wars are back.
I did not get my upgrade going to MSP the other day, but I had a front row aisle EC seat and small bag. No problems for me.
Boarding occurred without Shena making an appearance. Passenger two rows behind me put her bag in the overhead space across from my row and went to her seat. About 30 seconds later, the person with the aisle seat across from mine sees the bag, immediately replaces it with her bag and leaves the first passenger's bag in the aisle. First woman tells her to put her bag back. Second woman refuses. After a rather nasty conflagration that delayed boarding by about ten minutes, a flight attendant removed the second passenger's bag after informing her that bin space is common space except in first class and put her bag further in the back. The bag-replacer moans, whines and complains the entire flight about how "her space" was invaded and she is "elite and should be treated as such".
When we land, drama ensues as the second passenger (the bag replacer), gets up and yells at people to sit down until she has retrieved her bag and yells at the flight attendant as we deboard the plane.
Classless and tasteless. Honestly--her bag was only back two rows and she had to make a complete fool of herself? I don't know why the first passenger did not use the OH space over her row, but they just should have exchanged bags rather than play the DYKWIA game.
I did not get my upgrade going to MSP the other day, but I had a front row aisle EC seat and small bag. No problems for me.
Boarding occurred without Shena making an appearance. Passenger two rows behind me put her bag in the overhead space across from my row and went to her seat. About 30 seconds later, the person with the aisle seat across from mine sees the bag, immediately replaces it with her bag and leaves the first passenger's bag in the aisle. First woman tells her to put her bag back. Second woman refuses. After a rather nasty conflagration that delayed boarding by about ten minutes, a flight attendant removed the second passenger's bag after informing her that bin space is common space except in first class and put her bag further in the back. The bag-replacer moans, whines and complains the entire flight about how "her space" was invaded and she is "elite and should be treated as such".
When we land, drama ensues as the second passenger (the bag replacer), gets up and yells at people to sit down until she has retrieved her bag and yells at the flight attendant as we deboard the plane.
Classless and tasteless. Honestly--her bag was only back two rows and she had to make a complete fool of herself? I don't know why the first passenger did not use the OH space over her row, but they just should have exchanged bags rather than play the DYKWIA game.
#2529
Join Date: Nov 2012
Programs: Delta DM, SPG Plat, Marriott Plat, IHG Spire
Posts: 1,021
The overhead bin wars are back.
I did not get my upgrade going to MSP the other day, but I had a front row aisle EC seat and small bag. No problems for me.
Boarding occurred without Shena making an appearance. Passenger two rows behind me put her bag in the overhead space across from my row and went to her seat. About 30 seconds later, the person with the aisle seat across from mine sees the bag, immediately replaces it with her bag and leaves the first passenger's bag in the aisle. First woman tells her to put her bag back. Second woman refuses. After a rather nasty conflagration that delayed boarding by about ten minutes, a flight attendant removed the second passenger's bag after informing her that bin space is common space except in first class and put her bag further in the back. The bag-replacer moans, whines and complains the entire flight about how "her space" was invaded and she is "elite and should be treated as such".
When we land, drama ensues as the second passenger (the bag replacer), gets up and yells at people to sit down until she has retrieved her bag and yells at the flight attendant as we deboard the plane.
Classless and tasteless. Honestly--her bag was only back two rows and she had to make a complete fool of herself? I don't know why the first passenger did not use the OH space over her row, but they just should have exchanged bags rather than play the DYKWIA game.
I did not get my upgrade going to MSP the other day, but I had a front row aisle EC seat and small bag. No problems for me.
Boarding occurred without Shena making an appearance. Passenger two rows behind me put her bag in the overhead space across from my row and went to her seat. About 30 seconds later, the person with the aisle seat across from mine sees the bag, immediately replaces it with her bag and leaves the first passenger's bag in the aisle. First woman tells her to put her bag back. Second woman refuses. After a rather nasty conflagration that delayed boarding by about ten minutes, a flight attendant removed the second passenger's bag after informing her that bin space is common space except in first class and put her bag further in the back. The bag-replacer moans, whines and complains the entire flight about how "her space" was invaded and she is "elite and should be treated as such".
When we land, drama ensues as the second passenger (the bag replacer), gets up and yells at people to sit down until she has retrieved her bag and yells at the flight attendant as we deboard the plane.
Classless and tasteless. Honestly--her bag was only back two rows and she had to make a complete fool of herself? I don't know why the first passenger did not use the OH space over her row, but they just should have exchanged bags rather than play the DYKWIA game.
Or failing, that, just move it back to the OH bin above the person that it belonged to? Putting a bag in the aisle like that is sure to start a nasty confrontation....
#2530
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: ATL
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I am on the DYKWIA charter flight right now
Always wonderful entertainment but this is just overload. I'm surprised they haven't dueled each other with their gold and platinum medallion cards yet. I was 2 of 15 on upgrade list with one seat left in F. I accepted my fate and as we were getting ready to board, the person in the first slot suddenly became second. This wasn't taken very well as the entire gate heard about his traveling endeavors and how he had a tie breaker over other flyers and reset the list. The FA of course asks for the new number 1 to approach for the upgrade. Now he's pacing between ec and F counting seats. At the exact same time the woman behind me in a volume louder than a PA system at a ball game is announcing large amounts of money be deposited to her account promptly.
I need a tequila.
I need a tequila.
#2531
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Always wonderful entertainment but this is just overload. I'm surprised they haven't dueled each other with their gold and platinum medallion cards yet. I was 2 of 15 on upgrade list with one seat left in F. I accepted my fate and as we were getting ready to board, the person in the first slot suddenly became second. This wasn't taken very well as the entire gate heard about his traveling endeavors and how he had a tie breaker over other flyers and reset the list. The FA of course asks for the new number 1 to approach for the upgrade. Now he's pacing between ec and F counting seats. At the exact same time the woman behind me in a volume louder than a PA system at a ball game is announcing large amounts of money be deposited to her account promptly.
I need a tequila.
I need a tequila.
Don't you know how very important these people are?
#2532
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: MA
Programs: DL DM, AA GE, CP ED
Posts: 256
Kudos to the BOS A10 GA who turned back an exceptionally well dressed couple after trying to board early. Not once, but twice
Attempt 1: Pre-boarding called for those needing extra help (A10 uses the aircraft stairs).
Result 1: Politely denied and rerouted out of line w explanation as to the boarding procedure.
Attempt 2: FC called. They squeeze into the line very close to the GA.
Result 2: Again, turned away.
Woman is steamed and slaps down boarding passes and passports. Starts muttering something to the man and other GA manning console. Didn't see or hear anything else until they boarded.
They looked pretty unhappy making "the walk" aft though.
Attempt 1: Pre-boarding called for those needing extra help (A10 uses the aircraft stairs).
Result 1: Politely denied and rerouted out of line w explanation as to the boarding procedure.
Attempt 2: FC called. They squeeze into the line very close to the GA.
Result 2: Again, turned away.
Woman is steamed and slaps down boarding passes and passports. Starts muttering something to the man and other GA manning console. Didn't see or hear anything else until they boarded.
They looked pretty unhappy making "the walk" aft though.
#2533
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 214
Kudos to the BOS A10 GA who turned back an exceptionally well dressed couple after trying to board early. Not once, but twice
Attempt 1: Pre-boarding called for those needing extra help (A10 uses the aircraft stairs).
Result 1: Politely denied and rerouted out of line w explanation as to the boarding procedure.
Attempt 2: FC called. They squeeze into the line very close to the GA.
Result 2: Again, turned away.
Woman is steamed and slaps down boarding passes and passports. Starts muttering something to the man and other GA manning console. Didn't see or hear anything else until they boarded.
They looked pretty unhappy making "the walk" aft though.
Attempt 1: Pre-boarding called for those needing extra help (A10 uses the aircraft stairs).
Result 1: Politely denied and rerouted out of line w explanation as to the boarding procedure.
Attempt 2: FC called. They squeeze into the line very close to the GA.
Result 2: Again, turned away.
Woman is steamed and slaps down boarding passes and passports. Starts muttering something to the man and other GA manning console. Didn't see or hear anything else until they boarded.
They looked pretty unhappy making "the walk" aft though.
#2534
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portland, OR
Programs: DL MM Gold
Posts: 1,676
"Helen, shut up, you insufferable and miserable cow. I only told you we were flying first class to get the Seabourn to get you out of the house in a temporary and oh, so rare good mood. Everything I own is being packed up as we speak, I'm moving in with Sylvia the maid, your seat on this plane is row 38E, and I'm turning around to leave the airport right now because it's worth missing a $50,000 cruise to get you out of my life."
#2535
Join Date: Apr 2013
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A couple of weeks ago we were in FLL and DTW and the GA was calling sections for boarding. There were several people attempting to board that wasn't there turn. (They all had the very large carry-ons that should be checked baggage).
and you'll see the people huff and puff.
The GA kept turning them away. She got on the overhead and kept saying not to come up unless your section is called.
It was so nice to see the GA stand her ground (She was very professional about it and firm).
I wish all GA would do this. I have sometimes First Class, Zone SKY and Zone PREM on my tickets. When they call our section I notice that people who have Zone 2 try to attempt to board with us. The GA states no it's not your turn to board, They try to sneak on.
People are so inpatient.
and you'll see the people huff and puff.
The GA kept turning them away. She got on the overhead and kept saying not to come up unless your section is called.
It was so nice to see the GA stand her ground (She was very professional about it and firm).
I wish all GA would do this. I have sometimes First Class, Zone SKY and Zone PREM on my tickets. When they call our section I notice that people who have Zone 2 try to attempt to board with us. The GA states no it's not your turn to board, They try to sneak on.
People are so inpatient.