“Do You Know Who I Am?”: The Definitive Thread of DYKWIA Stories
 

I wasn't gonna, but then he did the unthinkable in my book......

From my flight SFO - SLC,,,,

Dear Mr. 1A,

i know that you believe that you are very important. Your many travels to Asia and Europe sure are impressive, but I am not convinced that you really fly all that much. Well if you do, you are probably a self loving DYKWIA type that thinks that they are above the rules and everyone else on the flight....

At the gate you first planted yourself on that SP carpet like.you owned it. Shortly after, the gate lice swarmed. Funny thing is... The arriving flight had not landed. When it looked like the outbound would be a little late, you swarmed the GA, despite her saying that it would be a quick turnaround.

Upon boarding you came from out of nowhere and quickly in habited your seat(no problem here).... But then despite being told to turn off electrical devices, your pants buzzed wildly during taxi-prior to take off....

Prior to landing you questioned your connection, but the FA was quick to inform you and the whole plane that they had no updates or any power over connections. Why didn't you just check it out on your laptop, which you insisted on using well past the announcement telling you to cease doing so.... You weren't the only one.

Upon landing, you had unbuckled your seat belt and scooched out of your seat well before the infamous ding..... All wss, but i do tend to have a huge issue when the door opens and you ran over the two GA's meeting the flight.... Very rude and unclassy.....

Hope you made your connection and that no other innocent GA's were taken out in the process.



Ps, to Mr. 2D,

Please pull up your pants before bending over in the aisle or stretching into the overhead bin. CRACK KILLS....

Paging Avidflyer

Sitting in the SLC SC and just got a few odd looks at my sudden burst of laughter. Thanks!!!

But how could you possibly see this pax? Surely, as a mere Diamond Medallion, you were in lowly Business Elite/First, while someone as important as he, was CERTAINLY in Super Duper Uber Ultra Luxury Titanium Premier Class! :)

About the crack thing . . . I always find it funny to see amongst the mostly suit & tie types up front (not me!), the occasional flannel shirt type road warrior traveling with tools n stuff that fits the image you portray!! Ha!! LUVIT!! :)

Can a mod please put a space in my title... It is furiating me:). Silly iphone...

This is why the DL forum is the best out there, even if skymiles is not the best in class..

Thank you for the laugh! I needed it!!!^

Boy, that's an ugly image ! :cool:

David

I believe that the more polite term is "trouser cleavage."

Done.

Now you can brag to others that a moderator spaced out in your crack thread...

I am determined to use the Crack kills line at some point toda. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

LOL... Thanks!

I say butt cleavage; I hope FT allows this word.

A very quick search of the Delta forum alone returns 495 posts with the word "butt". Of course, we frequently use the term - BIS / butt in seat! But there are many other amusing uses, if you take a look! :)

I also frequently wonder where the line in the sand is for word usage.

Edited to add, for anyone who's interested . . . A general FT search for "butt cleavage" has turned up a few threads!! :)

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/omni-...ml#post7513824
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/air-c...ms-update.html
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/air-c...ml#post4129009
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/qanta...ey-lounge.html

Regardless of what we call it, it was a crescent moon in the middle of the afternoon....