2012 Program Information out...for KMs (humor)
Oct 26, 2011, 9:00 am
#17
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: TPA
Programs: United - PG, Marriott Silver
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Oct 26, 2011, 9:32 am
#18
Join Date: Oct 2007
Programs: Now just a lowly DL PM/1MM. This industry needs some competition. It's just not enjoyable anymore.
Posts: 3,543
Oct 26, 2011, 9:43 am
#19
Join Date: Mar 2011
Programs: Delta Ballast Medallion, Card Carrying Honorary KM
Posts: 553
*giggles*
You guys KNOW I'm just waiting for someone to call, and announce themselves as a KM, don't you? It's such a super high up medallion level that not even the computer system recognizes it yet - I assume it'll come in the next push.
You guys KNOW I'm just waiting for someone to call, and announce themselves as a KM, don't you? It's such a super high up medallion level that not even the computer system recognizes it yet - I assume it'll come in the next push.
Oct 26, 2011, 12:23 pm
#21
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: ORD / MDW / FLL
Programs: DL DM/1MM, AA EXP, SPG Platinum, Hyatt Platinum, Marriott Platinum
Posts: 2,295
ROTFLMAO!
I love this and am now redoubling my efforts to hit KM. I reminds me of the origin of the word "exclusive"...that is, to exclude.
It sounds eerily like what GS is to the folks over at UA. And, believe me, I've tried to pay anyone and everyone off at UA I can think of to get the little white envelope.
I love this and am now redoubling my efforts to hit KM. I reminds me of the origin of the word "exclusive"...that is, to exclude.
It sounds eerily like what GS is to the folks over at UA. And, believe me, I've tried to pay anyone and everyone off at UA I can think of to get the little white envelope.
Oct 26, 2011, 4:44 pm
#22
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Programs: United - PG, Marriott Silver
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As a new and valued contributor to FT, I hope you don't take this as an insult, but there is already a KM Line. The customer service has been outsourced to the North Pole - the folks up there know how to work miracles.
Oct 26, 2011, 5:51 pm
#23
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: MCO
Programs: DL DM/MM, Marriott Plat Premier, HH Diamond, Hyatt Plat, Hertz PC
Posts: 4,081
Looks like it covered everything except double secret probation.
Oct 26, 2011, 5:56 pm
#24
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: STL
Programs: DL DM, UA PS, MR Plt, A-Club Plt, HH G, Avis First
Posts: 272
I wish more well known establishments still employed the handwritten paper receipt...
Oct 26, 2011, 6:26 pm
#25
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ohio and Colorado
Programs: AA Gold MM, DL Gold, US MM, HH Gold, Starwood
Posts: 953
I have a second report that is equally reputable that states it is a member of the Administration, again with nothing better to do, preparing a bill for submission reflecting another stimulus package to encourage travel.
Whichever the OP might be, well done. ^
Cheers
Oct 26, 2011, 7:17 pm
#26
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Dear Mr. HouseRulz77:
Congratulations on earning Kryptonium Medallion (KM) status for 2012.
Well we hope you are as excited to use all these great benefits as we are to give them to you. We hope you have a great 2012, and remind you to keep climbing…..all the way to Krypton!!!!
Sincerely,
BogusRogus
Kryptonium Medallion Director
Congratulations on earning Kryptonium Medallion (KM) status for 2012.
Well we hope you are as excited to use all these great benefits as we are to give them to you. We hope you have a great 2012, and remind you to keep climbing…..all the way to Krypton!!!!
Sincerely,
BogusRogus
Kryptonium Medallion Director
What? No unlimited unfettered ability to go to the lav anytime during the flight? And what about LBC's (Lavatory Bump Cards) that enables you to bump off any medallion up to and including Diamond from the First Class Lavatory any time. If Delta expects to be a global airline and the best in industry, it must continue to innovate and stay ahead of the competition.
Delta has, once again, fallen a bit short of it's most exalted frequent flyers, viz., KM
Oct 26, 2011, 7:23 pm
#27
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I have on good authority the OP is a Congressional Staffer so they definitely do not have anything better to do. It is actually an insert for the Congressional Record to be read by a yet to be named Member of Congress during C Span free time in support of the airline industry.
I have a second report that is equally reputable that states it is a member of the Administration, again with nothing better to do, preparing a bill for submission reflecting another stimulus package to encourage travel.
Whichever the OP might be, well done. ^
Cheers
I have a second report that is equally reputable that states it is a member of the Administration, again with nothing better to do, preparing a bill for submission reflecting another stimulus package to encourage travel.
Whichever the OP might be, well done. ^
Cheers