Blonde up from Y offering "special" services to F passengers!
Dec 15, 2010, 10:50 am
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Hard not to note that this thread has turned into a bunch of giddy school children.
If this had been a thread about a soldier deserving an upgrade, fox news on the the lineup, or a non-rev getting an upgrade, the sanctimony would be dripping out of my computer screen.
But a hearsay report of alleged solicitation, potential substance abuse, and waste of law enforcement resources is call for innumerable bad puns, oral sex references, and flat out endorsement of prostitution.
Just a wild guess that this thread is full of middle aged sexually repressed men.
(now let's see how long it takes before my post gets removed)
If this had been a thread about a soldier deserving an upgrade, fox news on the the lineup, or a non-rev getting an upgrade, the sanctimony would be dripping out of my computer screen.
But a hearsay report of alleged solicitation, potential substance abuse, and waste of law enforcement resources is call for innumerable bad puns, oral sex references, and flat out endorsement of prostitution.
Just a wild guess that this thread is full of middle aged sexually repressed men.
(now let's see how long it takes before my post gets removed)
Its a nice change from all of us counting the ways to complain about DL skymiles program.
Dec 15, 2010, 11:08 am
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But a hearsay report of alleged solicitation, potential substance abuse, and waste of law enforcement resources is call for innumerable bad puns, oral sex references, and flat out endorsement of prostitution. Just a wild guess that this thread is full of middle aged sexually repressed men.
Dec 15, 2010, 11:08 am
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Dec 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
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Dec 15, 2010, 2:13 pm
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The lady in question is actually a FlyerTalker, and she'd heard that she could earn an extra 500 MQM's for each additional segment which she would squeeze in before the end of the year. She was just pulling a mileage run.
Dec 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
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Did the passengers or crew on board verify that the "blonde up from Y offering 'special' services to F passengers" was female rather than a transvestite or transgendering passenger? I have my doubts about that. Or were there some TSA employee trying to touch the passenger's "junk" or fawning over the strip search machine images of the passenger offering "special" services.
If a "man" were to go about doing the same thing on the board the flight as the "woman" mentioned in the OP, would the posts in this thread be exactly the same? I have my doubts about that too.
If a "man" were to go about doing the same thing on the board the flight as the "woman" mentioned in the OP, would the posts in this thread be exactly the same? I have my doubts about that too.
Dec 15, 2010, 4:28 pm
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Yes, but I'm betting: (a) that women are a minority of members on FT; and (b) that the proportion of female to males on FT is not as unrepresentative of the general public as the proportion of females to males who are regular ticketed passengers in the premium cabin section of DL planes.
Those desperate for the kind of "services" mentioned in the OP would have better chances if engaged in self-downgrading -- not to say anything about self-degrading
-- behavior and taking a seat in the back of the flying bus. A middle seat in coach increasing the odds.
Those desperate for the kind of "services" mentioned in the OP would have better chances if engaged in self-downgrading -- not to say anything about self-degrading
-- behavior and taking a seat in the back of the flying bus. A middle seat in coach increasing the odds.
Dec 15, 2010, 4:30 pm
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Dec 15, 2010, 5:06 pm
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Yes, there are plenty of women on FT and who have read this thread... We (at least I am) are trying to figure out a way to disown this bimbo from our gender. 
Definitely an excellent reason to avoid DM at all cost... not any chance that this situation is one that I would have any interest in...... 
Dec 15, 2010, 5:12 pm
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Are there any women on FT? Any at all?
If a "man" were to go about doing the same thing on the board the flight as the "woman" mentioned in the OP, would the posts in this thread be exactly the same? I have my doubts about that too.
Carry on boys.
Dec 15, 2010, 5:29 pm
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For prostitution to be relevant, wouldn't the "blonde up from Y" have to be soliciting money or some other material product in exchange for such "special" services?
Why would it be considered to have an entirely different context with overlay of some not so funny stuff if the genders were reversed or otherwise different than as suggested in the OP?
Equal rights and rights to find it funny regardless of sex/sexual orientation/gender arrangement, right? Consenting adults and what not, if in the absence of minors.
If a male passenger came up to you and offered such "services", what's the difference? Women may find it as funny as men.
Equal rights and rights to find it funny regardless of sex/sexual orientation/gender arrangement, right? Consenting adults and what not, if in the absence of minors.
If a male passenger came up to you and offered such "services", what's the difference? Women may find it as funny as men.
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Dec 15, 2010, 5:49 pm
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Therefore, if it had been a male doing the propositioning, it would have been a simple case of obnoxious sexual harassment and wouldn't trigger or justify any of the humor which we find in this thread. In the current situation the male pax in F had no reason to feel threatened, nor did the FA's.
With that serious point concluded, I now return this thread to its regularly scheduled humor...