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Old Dec 30, 2013 | 3:14 pm
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Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
I carry a small vial of glycerin-based hand lotion in my Freedom Bag so I can blame any false positive on it.
Thanks for that... Need to get me something similar.
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Old Jan 3, 2014 | 6:14 am
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I do not know what is weirder, the cat being padded down or paying $2500 to take a cat with you. I'm just saying.
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Old Jan 3, 2014 | 9:08 am
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I do not know what is weirder, the cat being padded down or paying $2500 to take a cat with you. I'm just saying.
Better start praying that you come back as THAT cat in your next birth
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Old Jan 4, 2014 | 2:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Caradoc
I'm not sure enough explosives could be placed in a live cat to present a real threat to an aircraft, though.
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Old Jan 5, 2014 | 2:33 pm
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Originally Posted by SNA_Flyer
I always find it very rich when an Australian refers to the USA as the land of the paranoid or the LOTFAP...

This is coming from people that live in a nanny state as well. They are the only other country besides the USA that requires foreign airports do secondary at-gate screening to make sure no liquids are brought on board aircraft. And now they have joined the Nude-o-Scope club. Add to that ridiculous amounts of safety reminders, plethora of red light and speed cameras, drug dogs at clubs, pubs, etc.
Not to mention that it's the only civilized country that prohibits NoS opt-outs.
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Old Jan 5, 2014 | 3:27 pm
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Originally Posted by SNA_Flyer
I always find it very rich when an Australian refers to the USA as the land of the paranoid or the LOTFAP...

This is coming from people that live in a nanny state as well. They are the only other country besides the USA that requires foreign airports do secondary at-gate screening to make sure no liquids are brought on board aircraft. And now they have joined the Nude-o-Scope club. Add to that ridiculous amounts of safety reminders, plethora of red light and speed cameras, drug dogs at clubs, pubs, etc.
Yeah, those long, long security lines where they bark at you and force you to remove your shoes so you can do a little dance for their entertainment; not being able to take more than a tiny amount of liquid through security; non-pax not being able to go to the gate as a matter of course for domestic flights. The list goes on...

...oh, wait a minute...
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 11:59 am
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When I traveled with my cat, it did get me out of the NoS and I was put straight through the WTMD....

...I think I have a new business plan.... rent a pussy.... I'll lend you my cat, let you carry her through the WTMD, and I'll collect her airside. All for $50...
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 12:03 pm
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Originally Posted by stifle
Not to mention that it's the only civilized country that prohibits NoS opt-outs.
That reads as an oxymoron.
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 12:22 pm
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Originally Posted by Caradoc
That reads as an oxymoron.
It's Australia: the place is full of morons.

.....oh, wait, you meant....
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 2:15 pm
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Originally Posted by SeriouslyLost
It's Australia: the place is full of morons.

.....oh, wait, you meant....
He meant the place is full of oxygen.

Or OxiClean. Doesn't that have an Aussie spokesman?
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 5:29 pm
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Originally Posted by SeriouslyLost
It's Australia: the place is full of morons.

.....oh, wait, you meant....
Oy! Watch what you're saying!
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 5:36 pm
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Originally Posted by RadioGirl
Oy! Watch what you're saying!
You don't count. You're a sort-of-fake Australian.
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 5:37 pm
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Originally Posted by WillCAD
He meant the place is full of oxygen.

Or OxiClean. Doesn't that have an Aussie spokesman?
Their morons come in small boxes and help you do the laundry? I did not know that.
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Old Jan 7, 2014 | 12:13 pm
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Originally Posted by BadgerBoi
Yeah, those long, long security lines where they bark at you and force you to remove your shoes so you can do a little dance for their entertainment; not being able to take more than a tiny amount of liquid through security; non-pax not being able to go to the gate as a matter of course for domestic flights. The list goes on...

...oh, wait a minute...
I'm not talking about domestic security in Australia. That is totally sane. I'm referring to the other stupid things the Australian government does to "protect people from themselves" that the US just doesn't go to the same lengths to do.
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