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chollie Aug 4, 2011 12:50 pm


Originally Posted by N965VJ (Post 16859752)

Make your own business cards
. The possibilities are endless! :D

I've noticed a small but real trend when I travel - non-business business cards.

Sitting at lounge at ATL on a long layover, got talking a lovely couple from upper NY state. When we parted, we're doing the usual "hey, if you're ever in my neck of the woods...' bit. I'm taking out a notepad to write my name/email when the wife handed me a non-business business card. Had their names, photos, email, telephone number.

I've also been given non-business cards by folks from Australia, several places in southeast Asia, and the UK.

SFOSpiff Aug 4, 2011 1:16 pm


Originally Posted by chollie (Post 16859814)
I've noticed a small but real trend when I travel - non-business business cards.

Basically personal calling cards. Very popular (even socially required) in Victorian times. Sooner or later everything comes back in fashion.

It is amusing, though, that as we've reached unprecedented levels of electronic automation that we'd introduce new paper-based methods of contact... kinda like how America spend a century paving 4M miles of roads and now people want SUVs so they can drive on dirt. Humans are weird. :D

chollie Aug 4, 2011 1:22 pm


Originally Posted by SFOSpiff (Post 16859957)
Basically personal calling cards. Very popular (even socially required) in Victorian times. Sooner or later everything comes back in fashion.

It is amusing, though, that as we've reached unprecedented levels of electronic automation that we'd introduce new paper-based methods of contact... kinda like how America spend a century paving 4M miles of roads and now people want SUVs so they can drive on dirt. Humans are weird. :D

@:-) Forgot all about the personal calling cards. Yes, that's exactly what I'm seeing again.

Retro chic :p

chasbondy Aug 4, 2011 1:25 pm

If I answer their questions, will they send me to the molestation line anyway?

SFOSpiff Aug 4, 2011 1:34 pm


Originally Posted by chasbondy (Post 16860004)
If I answer their questions, will they send me to the molestation line anyway?

They could. That's the fine print about these new trusted traveler and BDO programs - they're supposed to speed up your screening, but it does not mean you're exempt.

People are getting excited about Trusted Traveler but it does not guarantee you will never be groped or NoS'd.

chollie Aug 4, 2011 1:49 pm


Originally Posted by chasbondy (Post 16860004)
If I answer their questions, will they send me to the molestation line anyway?

If you are at an NoS-only checkpoint, you will get groped if your NoS scan shows 'anomalies' (which might just mean the voyeur in the booth was picking his/her nose or having a side conversation and didn't look at your scan), you will get groped if you are 'randomly' selected, you will get groped if you 'opt out' and you will get groped if you are medically unable to assume and hold the position in the NoS (John Mccain can't).

If you answer the questions and WTMD or NoS are available, you are willing and able-bodied to use whichever is assigned to you, you do not alarm and you are not randomly selected, you may not get groped.

clrankin Aug 4, 2011 2:11 pm


Originally Posted by N965VJ (Post 16859752)
Make your own business cards[/URL]. The possibilities are endless! :D

I wonder if I could get away with a business card that advertised me as a traveling salesman for the "Al Kaida Trading Company". :D

My name on the card could be "Terrance Rist", and I could mention that everybody just calls me "Terry". :D

You have to wonder if those subtle little jokes would be lost on the pizza box brethren.

Global_Hi_Flyer Aug 4, 2011 2:27 pm


Originally Posted by halls120 (Post 16857778)
If it will help, I'll pay his taxi fare so he can get down ther faster. Hell, I'll drive him there, for that matter.

+1. I work in Rosslyn so it would be an easy trip.

n4zhg Aug 4, 2011 8:44 pm


Originally Posted by halls120 (Post 16857778)
If it will help, I'll pay his taxi fare so he can get down ther faster. Hell, I'll drive him there, for that matter.

And I'll buy him lunch after.


Originally Posted by Boggie Dog (Post 16859433)
I'll kick in my share, someone needs to stiff arm Pistole and get his fricken attention.

A cricket bat to his "resistance" would be a more effective attention-getter.


Originally Posted by Boggie Dog (Post 16859433)
Can we send him to the gulag?

If we send him to the Russians, maybe they can do to him what they did to Lakita.

exerda Aug 4, 2011 8:54 pm


Originally Posted by n4zhg (Post 16862384)
If we send him to the Russians, maybe they can do to him what they did to Lakita.

Do you perhaps mean Laika? Because I'm all for giving the entire agency that particular treatment. We need a space program again...

BamaDude Aug 4, 2011 9:05 pm


Originally Posted by exerda (Post 16862431)
Do you perhaps mean Laika? Because I'm all for giving the entire agency that particular treatment. We need a space program again...

What a great opening line for a campaign speech that could make- "Not so very long ago our government reached for the heavens, but now our government has been reduced to grasping for the most private areas of it's own citizens".

SFOSpiff Aug 4, 2011 11:12 pm


Originally Posted by BamaDude (Post 16862480)
What a great opening line for a campaign speech that could make- "Not so very long ago our government reached for the heavens, but now our government has been reduced to grasping for the most private areas of it's own citizens".

I can't believe no one has tried to make a Uranus joke yet. :D

bocastephen Aug 4, 2011 11:16 pm


Originally Posted by Global_Hi_Flyer (Post 16855979)
"Where have you been?"
In town.

"Do you have a business card"
Yes.

"What were you doing here?"
Confidential company business.

"Sir, if you don't answer, you won't fly today. What were you doing here?"
If I tell you, it may violate SEC laws & regulations and will violate company confidentiality. Are you willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement and be investigated and prosecuted if you disclose insider information?

"Uh..."

"Do you have a business card".
Yes.

"May I see it?"
No, because of what I told you before.

"Where are you going?"
To my congressman's office promptly upon arrival.

"SECONDARY ON LINE 1"


................

This is going to be hell for folks that travel on confidential company business (such as investments, M&A, major sales calls) where disclosing your name & company and/or reasons for travel may cause SEC disclosure issues.

Did this actually happen? Which airport?

doober Aug 5, 2011 5:46 am


Originally Posted by chollie (Post 16859814)
I've noticed a small but real trend when I travel - non-business business cards.

Sitting at lounge at ATL on a long layover, got talking a lovely couple from upper NY state. When we parted, we're doing the usual "hey, if you're ever in my neck of the woods...' bit. I'm taking out a notepad to write my name/email when the wife handed me a non-business business card. Had their names, photos, email, telephone number.

I've also been given non-business cards by folks from Australia, several places in southeast Asia, and the UK.

Do you get a Privacy Statement before you hand over a business card to the snoop?

Global_Hi_Flyer Aug 5, 2011 6:49 am


Originally Posted by bocastephen (Post 16862971)
Did this actually happen? Which airport?

It was a hypothetical. However, it's not much of a stretch from what's happened in the past at BWI or IAD ("sir, it is the LAW that you must answer whatever questions I axk you" by the document checker at IAD)


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