TSA Vaccine
#1
Original Poster
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 99
...maybe in the future TSA will collaborate with drug companies to develop a TSA vaccine that will prevent terrorism.
once we get vaccinated with the TSA anti-terrorism dose, it will give us a free pass around the NOS and gropes...
it will likely be about as effective as their current procedures, and make lots of money for drug companies.
pistole can invest in stock before the announcement...
homeland security can mandate we all get the shot to prevent terrorism, since us citizens, especially the elderly and those with large breasts, are clearly the biggest threat...
they can give them out at cvs with flu shots.
kids can get them with their usual pediatric vaccine cocktail...
this will even stop elementary school kids from plotting attacks and/or terrorizing their teachers and fellow students...
yes, i'm joking, but somewhere, in some drug company/homeland security think tank, someone is taking this idea seriously.
once we get vaccinated with the TSA anti-terrorism dose, it will give us a free pass around the NOS and gropes...
it will likely be about as effective as their current procedures, and make lots of money for drug companies.
pistole can invest in stock before the announcement...
homeland security can mandate we all get the shot to prevent terrorism, since us citizens, especially the elderly and those with large breasts, are clearly the biggest threat...
they can give them out at cvs with flu shots.
kids can get them with their usual pediatric vaccine cocktail...
this will even stop elementary school kids from plotting attacks and/or terrorizing their teachers and fellow students...
yes, i'm joking, but somewhere, in some drug company/homeland security think tank, someone is taking this idea seriously.
#3




Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North of DFW
Programs: AA PLT, HH Gold, TSA Disparager Gold, going for Platnium
Posts: 1,535
it would be easier to remove 60K problems rather then 100million plus problems. then again the most effective way of doing so is .....................................
#4
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 453
...maybe in the future TSA will collaborate with drug companies to develop a TSA vaccine that will prevent terrorism.
once we get vaccinated with the TSA anti-terrorism dose, it will give us a free pass around the NOS and gropes...
it will likely be about as effective as their current procedures, and make lots of money for drug companies.
pistole can invest in stock before the announcement...
homeland security can mandate we all get the shot to prevent terrorism, since us citizens, especially the elderly and those with large breasts, are clearly the biggest threat...
they can give them out at cvs with flu shots.
kids can get them with their usual pediatric vaccine cocktail...
this will even stop elementary school kids from plotting attacks and/or terrorizing their teachers and fellow students...
yes, i'm joking, but somewhere, in some drug company/homeland security think tank, someone is taking this idea seriously.
once we get vaccinated with the TSA anti-terrorism dose, it will give us a free pass around the NOS and gropes...
it will likely be about as effective as their current procedures, and make lots of money for drug companies.
pistole can invest in stock before the announcement...
homeland security can mandate we all get the shot to prevent terrorism, since us citizens, especially the elderly and those with large breasts, are clearly the biggest threat...
they can give them out at cvs with flu shots.
kids can get them with their usual pediatric vaccine cocktail...
this will even stop elementary school kids from plotting attacks and/or terrorizing their teachers and fellow students...
yes, i'm joking, but somewhere, in some drug company/homeland security think tank, someone is taking this idea seriously.




