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sobetraveler Dec 27, 2010 7:01 am

TSA Vaccine
 
...maybe in the future TSA will collaborate with drug companies to develop a TSA vaccine that will prevent terrorism.

once we get vaccinated with the TSA anti-terrorism dose, it will give us a free pass around the NOS and gropes...

it will likely be about as effective as their current procedures, and make lots of money for drug companies.

pistole can invest in stock before the announcement...

homeland security can mandate we all get the shot to prevent terrorism, since us citizens, especially the elderly and those with large breasts, are clearly the biggest threat...

they can give them out at cvs with flu shots.

kids can get them with their usual pediatric vaccine cocktail...

this will even stop elementary school kids from plotting attacks and/or terrorizing their teachers and fellow students...

yes, i'm joking, but somewhere, in some drug company/homeland security think tank, someone is taking this idea seriously.

TSO1973 Dec 27, 2010 8:47 am

Ah what would this forum be without hyperbole.....

Scubatooth Dec 27, 2010 8:58 am

it would be easier to remove 60K problems rather then 100million plus problems. then again the most effective way of doing so is .....................................

Lara21 Dec 27, 2010 2:37 pm


Originally Posted by sobetraveler (Post 15529277)
...maybe in the future TSA will collaborate with drug companies to develop a TSA vaccine that will prevent terrorism.

once we get vaccinated with the TSA anti-terrorism dose, it will give us a free pass around the NOS and gropes...

it will likely be about as effective as their current procedures, and make lots of money for drug companies.

pistole can invest in stock before the announcement...

homeland security can mandate we all get the shot to prevent terrorism, since us citizens, especially the elderly and those with large breasts, are clearly the biggest threat...

they can give them out at cvs with flu shots.

kids can get them with their usual pediatric vaccine cocktail...

this will even stop elementary school kids from plotting attacks and/or terrorizing their teachers and fellow students...

yes, i'm joking, but somewhere, in some drug company/homeland security think tank, someone is taking this idea seriously.

That vaccine would probably have bad side effects and a high number of people would be dying after being injected with it. Now you may be joking, but if the TSA/DHS didn't have the idea before. You just gave them the idea.

Superguy Dec 27, 2010 2:48 pm


Originally Posted by TSO1973 (Post 15529859)
Ah what would this forum be without hyperbole.....

Ah, that TSA would provide security ...


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