Whole Body Scanners Opt Out Stories [merged]
#3886
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#3889
Join Date: Jul 2004
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At ORD a few months back, the two-striper was as laid-back as anyone in his position could be and just assumed I had TSASS. He cheerily told me, "You don't need to claim a condition to opt out, ya know." Got a very light, quick patdown and no swab.
#3890
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Emerald City
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We have two young children, so almost always get the family opt out. When that doesn't work, I want the TSA (and hopefully others paying attention) to notice my protest. If I used this, I feel I would be doing a disservice to those that do actually have true medical reasons to opt out.
#3891
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We have two young children, so almost always get the family opt out. When that doesn't work, I want the TSA (and hopefully others paying attention) to notice my protest. If I used this, I feel I would be doing a disservice to those that do actually have true medical reasons to opt out.
I still have yet to understand, though, why I am somehow "less dangerous" because I have a little person with me.
Mike
#3892
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We have the same family opt-out. I take one kid and my wife takes the other. One time, and I don't remember why, my wife suggested just taking the kid she was carrying through the NoS. I told her she was not taking our child through one of those, except it came out a bit louder than I had intended. Man, did people jump.
I still have yet to understand, though, why I am somehow "less dangerous" because I have a little person with me.
Mike
I still have yet to understand, though, why I am somehow "less dangerous" because I have a little person with me.
Mike
Apparently the bad guys still use mother's milk and baby food, however...
#3893
Join Date: May 2007
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Kind of conflicts with TSA's prior interest in baby booties and diapers because, as we all know (but no one has documented), the bad guys have an extensive history of using babies and little kids as WMDs...
Apparently the bad guys still use mother's milk and baby food, however...
Apparently the bad guys still use mother's milk and baby food, however...
#3894
Join Date: May 2011
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#3895
Join Date: Jul 2013
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I got really angry one time, and held up my advanced Statistics manual that I was developing a lesson plan from and yelled, "Look everyone!!! It's a Statistics book! I's a weapon of Math Instruction!!"
As the L3 AIT Screener returns 100% false positives for people with disabilities, I was not in a good mood to begin with...
As the L3 AIT Screener returns 100% false positives for people with disabilities, I was not in a good mood to begin with...
#3896
Join Date: Nov 2006
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I can't stand with legs apart and hands over my head due to a very badly injured ankle; I arrive at the screening point in a wheelchair. At SEA, when I explain this, they consistently say I have to have a pat down because I am an opt out. The last time, I got a bit annoyed and said that I am not opting out, I have no option because I have a temporary disability that I did not choose to have.
I will say that, before the bad ankle, I used to opt out 100% of the time, so maybe I am remembered from that.
Still, I think that disabled people who cannot 'assume the position' should not be called opt-outs. It's offensive, coming from obviously able-bodied people, to refer to physical incapacity as though it were some kind of perverse choice that people make.
I will say that, before the bad ankle, I used to opt out 100% of the time, so maybe I am remembered from that.
Still, I think that disabled people who cannot 'assume the position' should not be called opt-outs. It's offensive, coming from obviously able-bodied people, to refer to physical incapacity as though it were some kind of perverse choice that people make.
#3897
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I can't stand with legs apart and hands over my head due to a very badly injured ankle; I arrive at the screening point in a wheelchair. At SEA, when I explain this, they consistently say I have to have a pat down because I am an opt out. The last time, I got a bit annoyed and said that I am not opting out, I have no option because I have a temporary disability that I did not choose to have.
I will say that, before the bad ankle, I used to opt out 100% of the time, so maybe I am remembered from that.
Still, I think that disabled people who cannot 'assume the position' should not be called opt-outs. It's offensive, coming from obviously able-bodied people, to refer to physical incapacity as though it were some kind of perverse choice that people make.
I will say that, before the bad ankle, I used to opt out 100% of the time, so maybe I am remembered from that.
Still, I think that disabled people who cannot 'assume the position' should not be called opt-outs. It's offensive, coming from obviously able-bodied people, to refer to physical incapacity as though it were some kind of perverse choice that people make.
I don't get this approach - does it ever really work? Are there that many people who fake a physical limitation and then suddenly change their mind, admit they were faking, and go to the NoS when they hear the pitch? Or do they get scared, go in the NoS anyway, and then get a full-body 'resolution' grope because they couldn't assume and hold the position for a clean scan?
#3898
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Yesterday's opt-out story comes with a hugely positive outcome as I was actually able to convince the SEA checkpoint operators to use common sense.
I had a medium sized mason jar of pickled items which I didn't want to open. They were in a small soft-sided cooler packed in ice. Also in the cooler was my set of Freedom Bottles in the appropriate baggie.
I expected to hear a bag check call and was prepared to leave the CP and pour the liquids into the appropriately sized magical bomb-innocuizing bottles. Of course the bag was checked.
The TSA person asked if I thought the solid in the jar was "displacing enough liquid so as to put the total volume of liquid under 3.4oz". I said I did not, but that it would fill two 3.4oz bottles, which were right next to the jar, and I was prepared to do so if he insisted the liquid be in an approved container. He pondered for a moment, called a supervisor and stated again the above. The jar of harmless pickled items was cleared and allowed to proceed with little further discussion. I thanked them for displaying completely reasonable, independent thought and carried on.
I had a medium sized mason jar of pickled items which I didn't want to open. They were in a small soft-sided cooler packed in ice. Also in the cooler was my set of Freedom Bottles in the appropriate baggie.
I expected to hear a bag check call and was prepared to leave the CP and pour the liquids into the appropriately sized magical bomb-innocuizing bottles. Of course the bag was checked.
The TSA person asked if I thought the solid in the jar was "displacing enough liquid so as to put the total volume of liquid under 3.4oz". I said I did not, but that it would fill two 3.4oz bottles, which were right next to the jar, and I was prepared to do so if he insisted the liquid be in an approved container. He pondered for a moment, called a supervisor and stated again the above. The jar of harmless pickled items was cleared and allowed to proceed with little further discussion. I thanked them for displaying completely reasonable, independent thought and carried on.
#3899
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Yesterday's opt-out story comes with a hugely positive outcome as I was actually able to convince the SEA checkpoint operators to use common sense.
I had a medium sized mason jar of pickled items which I didn't want to open. They were in a small soft-sided cooler packed in ice. Also in the cooler was my set of Freedom Bottles in the appropriate baggie.
I expected to hear a bag check call and was prepared to leave the CP and pour the liquids into the appropriately sized magical bomb-innocuizing bottles. Of course the bag was checked.
The TSA person asked if I thought the solid in the jar was "displacing enough liquid so as to put the total volume of liquid under 3.4oz". I said I did not, but that it would fill two 3.4oz bottles, which were right next to the jar, and I was prepared to do so if he insisted the liquid be in an approved container. He pondered for a moment, called a supervisor and stated again the above. The jar of harmless pickled items was cleared and allowed to proceed with little further discussion. I thanked them for displaying completely reasonable, independent thought and carried on.
I had a medium sized mason jar of pickled items which I didn't want to open. They were in a small soft-sided cooler packed in ice. Also in the cooler was my set of Freedom Bottles in the appropriate baggie.
I expected to hear a bag check call and was prepared to leave the CP and pour the liquids into the appropriately sized magical bomb-innocuizing bottles. Of course the bag was checked.
The TSA person asked if I thought the solid in the jar was "displacing enough liquid so as to put the total volume of liquid under 3.4oz". I said I did not, but that it would fill two 3.4oz bottles, which were right next to the jar, and I was prepared to do so if he insisted the liquid be in an approved container. He pondered for a moment, called a supervisor and stated again the above. The jar of harmless pickled items was cleared and allowed to proceed with little further discussion. I thanked them for displaying completely reasonable, independent thought and carried on.
#3900
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