BA FT Board - What to expect?
Nov 13, 2008, 8:21 am
#46
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: in a cabin
Posts: 6,522
Had to bump this, forgot all about it, but was reminded by a very pleasant ground staffer at DEL patiently telling a DYKWIA waiting at the gate that maybe when he reached BA Silver, he might expect UGs on every flight. Top marks to makabus and HIDDY for joining in the fun. Does irony really need to be spelled out? 
Nov 13, 2008, 8:32 am
#47
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 3,140
Hmm, the only real way to entice a check in agent into giving you an upgrade is to be REALLY cute and flirt big time. Preferably in tight fitting jeans that hug all your assets - that works for both male and female in some cases 
If a female, find a male agent to check in with and be sure you have long blonde hair and low cut top on. We have plenty at LGW who'd fall for that!
If a female, find a male agent to check in with and be sure you have long blonde hair and low cut top on. We have plenty at LGW who'd fall for that!
^Boo
Nov 13, 2008, 9:07 am
#48
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Birmingham, West Midlands, UK
Programs: Mucci, BMI*G, M&M SEN, FB Gold, PC Plat, Father of GhettoIFE
Posts: 3,972
*Bing bong*
Thank you for choosing the BA Board.
The Emergency exit buttons are to the top left (by double clicking), the top right (single clicking or pressing a key stroke.
In the event of humour, it should be taken with a British slant.
In the event of poor humour, a double-entrunada may occur. This is entirely normal. Simply introduce the sense of humour.
In the case of you asking "Don't you know who I am?" please present your passport or guardian so they can identify you successfully.
In the event of you being stuck in the back of the plane, being pointed at and laughed by Club World and First Passengers is entirely normal.
Tickling our Cabin Crew (their fancies or otherwise) is *not* allowed (Insert Deltalina finger wag) at any time. Such tickling maybe met with either flirtation or a visit from the local constabulary on landing.
Thank you for choose the worlds favourite airline.
*hums Flower Duet theme*
Thank you for choosing the BA Board.
The Emergency exit buttons are to the top left (by double clicking), the top right (single clicking or pressing a key stroke.
In the event of humour, it should be taken with a British slant.
In the event of poor humour, a double-entrunada may occur. This is entirely normal. Simply introduce the sense of humour.
In the case of you asking "Don't you know who I am?" please present your passport or guardian so they can identify you successfully.
In the event of you being stuck in the back of the plane, being pointed at and laughed by Club World and First Passengers is entirely normal.
Tickling our Cabin Crew (their fancies or otherwise) is *not* allowed (Insert Deltalina finger wag) at any time. Such tickling maybe met with either flirtation or a visit from the local constabulary on landing.
Thank you for choose the worlds favourite airline.
*hums Flower Duet theme*
