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Old Mar 18, 2020, 2:53 am
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 2:54 am
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 2:57 am
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For all those IATA code specialists, you had better start learning the three character UK railway station codes instead. My regular university booking (for one of my children) has been PMS or FTN sometimes to TBD but also to ECR and then down to COH. At least I'm able to avoid LBG for the foreseeable future.
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 3:07 am
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Originally Posted by xPositor
For all those IATA code specialists, you had better start learning the three character UK railway station codes instead. My regular university booking (for one of my children) has been PMS or FTN sometimes to TBD but also to ECR and then down to COH. At least I'm able to avoid LBG for the foreseeable future.
Sorry - what's a railway?
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 4:13 am
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Originally Posted by TheEngineer
Sorry - what's a railway?
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Although to be fair, I do have Avanti Rail Traveller status, which gives me free rail travel at the weekend.


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Old Mar 18, 2020, 4:19 am
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Originally Posted by xPositor
For all those IATA code specialists, you had better start learning the three character UK railway station codes instead. My regular university booking (for one of my children) has been PMS or FTN sometimes to TBD but also to ECR and then down to COH. At least I'm able to avoid LBG for the foreseeable future.

You may want to avoid POO ...
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 4:22 am
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Originally Posted by TheEngineer
It's also tested on animals, what about vegans?
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 5:20 am
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There’s no need to drink your quarantini alone. As I’m presently quarantined, I video called a friend of mine who lives in a different city and we shared a glass of wine together. If you miss your travels this can be enhanced by drinking from a glass that mysteriously ended up in your wife’s/husband’s/ex’/child’s bag during one of your trips. For non-drinkers, your BA teaspoon can come in handy to stir sugar into your tea or coffee.
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 5:24 am
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Originally Posted by iamfrequentlyatflyertalk
Turns out he is staying alive
That would have been a Tragedy
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 5:35 am
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Originally Posted by Ancient Observer
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When we ran out, we used bits of newspaper.

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Which reminds me of an old Noel Coward anecdote that may cheer someone:

Having received a bad review from a critic he wrote to say that he was sitting in the smallest room in the house with the review in front of him, but it would soon be behind him!
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 5:36 am
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Originally Posted by Ancient Observer
The UK Government version of Izal had "property of HM Government" printed on each and every piece.
Army Form No2 [it was Army Form Blank - but I have translated it for the civilian reader!]
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 5:46 am
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Originally Posted by Ancient Observer
Can someone on here explain why folk are hoarding loo roll?
The Radio 4 explanation went like this:
Australia sources the vast majority of it's loo roll supply from China.
China shut down its factories almost overnight causing the supply chain to dry up.
Australia ran low on toilet paper and the media covered it there.
This caused a run on the remaining supplies and the well-publicised fights in shops.
Global media then covered the Australian loo roll shortage.
People around the world reacted to this news as advance warning of a global shortage and started to panic buy (even though this is a purely Australian issue and supplies and factories are fine elsewhere)
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 5:47 am
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Originally Posted by OddJobMan
It's also tested on animals, what about vegans?
Is this the excuse to get on to the fish jokes?
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 5:50 am
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British Airways – Enhanced Aircraft Cleaning.


Dear Valued Customer,


Due to the existence of the Coronavirus (Covid19), British Airways have introduced an ‘Enhanced Cleaning’ regime onboard our aircraft. This ‘Enhanced Cleaning’ entails the following:


1. We will not be removing litter and other detritus from seat areas.

2. We will not remove used air-sick bags.

3. We will not wipe down surfaces.

4. We will not replace depleted toilet rolls or empty bins in toilets.

5. In our First-Class cabins, we will not be removing the McDonalds paper bags and burger wrappers.


The above has been implemented for your safety and comfort and because all our aircraft cleaners have returned home to Romania/Bulgaria/Poland/Estonia etc due to Coronavirus.

As this ‘Enhanced Cleaning’ is carried out before boarding, we trust that our customers will notice no difference from our usual standards of cleanliness onboard our aircraft.


Alex Cruz – Chairman & CEO British Airways.
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Old Mar 18, 2020, 6:01 am
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At last

Self Imposed Coronavirus Isolation. The only legitimate way to pull a SICI

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