Stop warming my nuts
Aug 20, 2018, 3:10 pm
#78
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Glasgow and Asia
Programs: BAEC Gold, Hotels.com Gold
Posts: 510
Well, having missed out on my Aviator Facial at the Elemis Spa prior to my F on Thursday morning, I've now perked up no end knowing that I can look forward to the CSM warming my nuts.
Just so that I can fully prepare for the experience, will this be pre-takeoff or once airborne?
Just so that I can fully prepare for the experience, will this be pre-takeoff or once airborne?
Aug 20, 2018, 3:11 pm
#79
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: LAX
Programs: AA Lifetime Gold but PlatPro thanks to LPs
Posts: 4,439
Oh, QueenOfCoach,
What have you begun?
Poesy unfettered.
In the interests of fun?
Let me lay before you,
Ramekin not needed,
Nuts at the heat of your choice,
And saltiness unheeded.
The endless choice of grape,
The offer of Chicken or Beef,
Compares not with the Nut enigma,
What have you begun?
Poesy unfettered.
In the interests of fun?
Let me lay before you,
Ramekin not needed,
Nuts at the heat of your choice,
And saltiness unheeded.
The endless choice of grape,
The offer of Chicken or Beef,
Compares not with the Nut enigma,
Aug 20, 2018, 3:24 pm
#80
Join Date: May 2018
Programs: BAEC Silver
Posts: 219
Indeed. Best to wait for lift off, allow the pressure to stabilise and then begin the warm nut receptacle emptying procedures.
Worth being wary of turbulence too - have a napkin to hand in case nut residue should end up on your chin or - heaven forbid - in your hair.
Worth being wary of turbulence too - have a napkin to hand in case nut residue should end up on your chin or - heaven forbid - in your hair.
Aug 20, 2018, 3:25 pm
#81
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: London
Programs: Sir Ratechaser Seigneur de la Patience d'un Saint (Mucci), BA Silver, Starbucks Gold
Posts: 2,570
There was a young man who loved nuts
But less so all those BA cuts
When warm became cold
He acted quite bold
And his BoB made the CSM strut
But less so all those BA cuts
When warm became cold
He acted quite bold
And his BoB made the CSM strut
Aug 20, 2018, 6:15 pm
#86
Original Poster
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 756
On my AA flight yesterday, the woman next to me put her warm squishy cookie right next to my warm crunchy nuts.* She was so engrossed in her Kindle that every time she went for a munch, she'd finger my nuts.
*For some reason my nuts maintain their taut consistency when warmed by AA, but not by BA. Why is this?
*For some reason my nuts maintain their taut consistency when warmed by AA, but not by BA. Why is this?
Aug 20, 2018, 8:07 pm
#87
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: LHR HKG
Programs: BA GOLD
Posts: 145
Yes! Ah, I forgot that nut warming was a special service provided for F customers only.
It's true that I have noticed that when my nuts have been warmed, they exude a certain - actually quite pleasant - aroma.
The very serious problem I face, however, with wafting my nuts about until they reach a more palatable temperature is that a cooled-down nut is no match for a never-warmed nut. The texture is softened. It is a lesser nut.
It's true that I have noticed that when my nuts have been warmed, they exude a certain - actually quite pleasant - aroma.
The very serious problem I face, however, with wafting my nuts about until they reach a more palatable temperature is that a cooled-down nut is no match for a never-warmed nut. The texture is softened. It is a lesser nut.
I like your use of words
Aug 21, 2018, 12:55 am
#88
Join Date: May 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 5,380
On my AA flight yesterday, the woman next to me put her warm squishy cookie right next to my warm crunchy nuts.* She was so engrossed in her Kindle that every time she went for a munch, she'd finger my nuts.
*For some reason my nuts maintain their taut consistency when warmed by AA, but not by BA. Why is this?
*For some reason my nuts maintain their taut consistency when warmed by AA, but not by BA. Why is this?
I have just laughed so hard - what a great start to the day, on this crazy crazy thread ^