Stop warming my nuts
Aug 20, 2018, 12:15 pm
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Aug 20, 2018, 12:25 pm
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Aug 20, 2018, 12:37 pm
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Please, sir, a big boy told me to say that.
Aug 20, 2018, 1:06 pm
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I fear the only way this mass debate will be resolved is to undertake a period of study and research within the world's foremost nut handling establishments.
Sounds like a hard job, but if one of our stalwart members could rise to the occasion, then we could put this one firmly to bed.
Sounds like a hard job, but if one of our stalwart members could rise to the occasion, then we could put this one firmly to bed.
Aug 20, 2018, 1:18 pm
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"What is a nut?" the Colonel asked.
"The bit in the middle, Sir!' replied the Major.
"But how hot should a nut be?"... his face glowing!.
"Have you met Nurse Eloise, Sir? ...
She can adjust the heat by blowing."
"The bit in the middle, Sir!' replied the Major.
"But how hot should a nut be?"... his face glowing!.
"Have you met Nurse Eloise, Sir? ...
She can adjust the heat by blowing."
Aug 20, 2018, 1:29 pm
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Oh BA you warmed my nuts
Despite the in-flight budget cuts
I doth restrain
From feeling pain
But now they’re somewhere in my guts
Oh ‘twas a day when flying J
The temperature was held in sway
Truth be told
Put me in the hold
My nuts resting on a tray
Oh my nuts yearn for movement south
The climate burns - is parched in drouth
But, one final hitch
To relieve my itch
I can scratch them from my mouth
Despite the in-flight budget cuts
I doth restrain
From feeling pain
But now they’re somewhere in my guts
Oh ‘twas a day when flying J
The temperature was held in sway
Truth be told
Put me in the hold
My nuts resting on a tray
Oh my nuts yearn for movement south
The climate burns - is parched in drouth
But, one final hitch
To relieve my itch
I can scratch them from my mouth
Aug 20, 2018, 1:39 pm
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Oh, QueenOfCoach,
What have you begun?
Poesy unfettered.
In the interests of fun?
Let me lay before you,
Ramekin not needed,
Nuts at the heat of your choice,
And saltiness unheeded.
The endless choice of grape,
The offer of Chicken or Beef,
Compares not with the Nut enigma,
... oh, bugger, what rhymes with Beef?
What have you begun?
Poesy unfettered.
In the interests of fun?
Let me lay before you,
Ramekin not needed,
Nuts at the heat of your choice,
And saltiness unheeded.
The endless choice of grape,
The offer of Chicken or Beef,
Compares not with the Nut enigma,
... oh, bugger, what rhymes with Beef?
Aug 20, 2018, 1:45 pm
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Aug 20, 2018, 2:27 pm
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I'm just waiting for the ''Yet another enhancement...BA ice cubes have got smaller'' thread.
Aug 20, 2018, 2:35 pm
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To be honest, I thought this was a thread about cabin temperatures.
Aug 20, 2018, 2:41 pm
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We once sent the nuts back on AA as they were not warm enough. After some delay they were returned, the ramekins being held in a towel. They didn't actually melt the tray table but we had to eat them very slowly. Be careful what you ask for