Well.... I consider all lounges I have been in to be better than no lounge at all. But, NBO is fairy ridiculous.

I kind of liked it... I am assuming it is the same lounge as KLM uses. The food was pretty weird but tasty and the staff are - like always in Ghana - wonderful. Mind you, this was 4 years ago.

IIRC there is a really nice restaurant attached to the bar upstairs at SZB. Nice Italian-type food, good service, decent view over the airfield. And not expensive for the quality especially taking the day's menu. Just take the lift up.

Most things on FT were done a couple of months ago, but we still enjoy discussing them. :D

UIO - a fight to get in as the check in girl never bothered to give us an invite despite a conversation about the lounge (after we found it thanks to her 'upstairs' directions), one beer (i.e. the only alcohol in the whole place),broken wifi, and some cardboard sandwiches and radioactive looking hot dogs to eat. They did have cake though, three day old stale cake. Throw in 4 or 5 kids running riot and you have one memorable lounge experience...

Not sure there are worse lounges than CAI?? Not been to CBO or ACC, however.

As mentioned above, VIE and PRG are far from good.

BOD Lounge, though it does score some points for comic value. Last time I was there the lounge contents consisted of:
1/4 bottle of cheap gin (with less than a double remaining)
1/4 bottle of cheap whiskey (empty)
2 warm bottles of beer
1 bag of crisps (stale!)
It also has the world's oldest TV which is propped up on an equally dated chair.

I was going to nominate BOD as well, although Genoa would come in at a close second.

For domestic lounges, the shoe box at SOU was always good fun to see how many people you could get in to it...a bit like they used to do with Minis.

Is that the Montblanc lounge? Small, dark, dingy porta-cabin style? Nice.

I was just fixin to mention that one. Small, crowded, and dirty. BA should be ashamed.

AC's MLL at CDG. They've tried to fix it up to be nice but what can you do with a windowless subterranean bunker?

Not on the BA network, but it has to be Goa in India.

Smelly, unclean, the very minimal selection of food and drink didn't look very appetising. We actually left straight away and preferred the (also not great) general departure lounge.

It's been some years since I've been in that lounge; the biggest downside being that it was, IIRC, landside. Also it was always so deserted.

In what way does it resemble a porta-cabin?

Of the airports which had lounges, it was one of the worst I visited because of the above, but still in no way as bad as those airports which had/have no lounges.

^^ to this comment.

if we are talking ANY lounge
I think the one in DPS is pretty dreadful it hasnt changed in 24 yrs.

the smallest was in Broome Australia it was 4 chairs and a tiny fridge- but it was air conditioned.( Qantas)