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A thread making {gentle} fun of the anonymous "Don't You Know Who I Am" (DYKWIAs) we run across in our travels.
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DYKWIA stories (Traveling on United Airlines)
#151
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I remember only using them once or twice, since they were broken every damn other time.
At the beginning I was thinking, well they are making a point to do that some more now and are actually rolling out a new system to facilitate it, but then the last sentences really brought in the DYKWIA.
EWR two nights ago, walking past one of the A gates. I had to giggle as I heard, "Why wouldn't you hold that plane for me, you knew I was coming in on a delayed flight. Clearly you do not value my Silver Status and business. I am going to report you, whats your name?"
I had to board one gate over so I could not see the conclusion, but last I heard, "I am never going to fly your airline again. Delta will get all my business from now on."
I had to board one gate over so I could not see the conclusion, but last I heard, "I am never going to fly your airline again. Delta will get all my business from now on."
#152
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I don't know that I would put this into the DYKWIA category. Pax was only stating a fact, UA doesn't terribly value Silver status (or Gold, or Plat, etc.).
#153
Join Date: Aug 2012
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Stating that a whole plane full of customers should be delayed because the passenger held Silver status seems very DYKWIA to me. I'm sure that Delta will welcome them, but will not delay full planes for them either.
#154
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The clear implication is UA should have held the aircraft for this extremely valuable 25k miles per year flyer. That's total DYKWIA as that term is used around here.
#155
Join Date: Jun 2014
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I'll move my business to someone whom will value me, like
#156
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#157
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*Note: emoticon used to show facetious comment
#158
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#159
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I'd bet Delta wouldn't even delay an empty plane for them.
#161
#162
Join Date: Jul 2014
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Standard pre-departure confusion as passengers try to figure out which line to get into. Im waiting patiently in group 1 as a young, fit, somewhat wildly dressed lady walks up, pauses, looks at me and says Are we boarding. I respond with Theyve just started. Without a pause she says Well Im special. Well then, I replied, you probably ought to be the first on. With that, she walked right up to the scanner behind a lady boarding in a wheel chair, and marched down the loading gate. Mind you, they hadnt even announced GS yet, she was traveling alone and was fit enough to carry a bag of food in one hand and a large drink in the other.
Im not sure if special is a new boarding category or not but it worked for her. As I got on I noticed shes sitting about halfway back so maybe I dont want that status. But it sure gave me a chuckle.
Im not sure if special is a new boarding category or not but it worked for her. As I got on I noticed shes sitting about halfway back so maybe I dont want that status. But it sure gave me a chuckle.
#164

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Standard pre-departure confusion as passengers try to figure out which line to get into. Im waiting patiently in group 1 as a young, fit, somewhat wildly dressed lady walks up, pauses, looks at me and says Are we boarding. I respond with Theyve just started. Without a pause she says Well Im special. Well then, I replied, you probably ought to be the first on. With that, she walked right up to the scanner behind a lady boarding in a wheel chair, and marched down the loading gate. Mind you, they hadnt even announced GS yet, she was traveling alone and was fit enough to carry a bag of food in one hand and a large drink in the other.
Im not sure if special is a new boarding category or not but it worked for her. As I got on I noticed shes sitting about halfway back so maybe I dont want that status. But it sure gave me a chuckle.
Im not sure if special is a new boarding category or not but it worked for her. As I got on I noticed shes sitting about halfway back so maybe I dont want that status. But it sure gave me a chuckle.