59 Flight Announcements
Jun 18, 2007 | 6:06 am
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59 Flight Announcements
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/...ouncements.htm
Looks like this list was incomplete or something. Just a little something in the way of humor.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/...ouncements.htm
Looks like this list was incomplete or something. Just a little something in the way of humor.
Jun 18, 2007 | 7:30 am
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Jun 18, 2007 | 10:46 am
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Looking at #10, it reminds me that, sometimes I'd make an arrival announcement something like last one off the plane has to treat the crew dinner. Usually people deplane like a wind. But this time a guy walked up to me and said, " May I have this honor? "
It freaked me out.
It freaked me out.
Jun 18, 2007 | 11:09 am
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Looking at #10, it reminds me that, sometimes I'd make an arrival announcement something like last one off the plane has to treat the crew dinner. Usually people deplane like a wind. But this time a guy walked up to me and said, " May I have this honor? "
It freaked me out.
It freaked me out.
Jun 18, 2007 | 12:13 pm
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Reminds me of a very bumpy landing at BHX a few years back, after which the pilot came on and said something along the lines of
"Well ladies and gentleman, sorry about the landing, we are required from time to time to do a full landing on autopilot, that wasn't one of them"
"Well ladies and gentleman, sorry about the landing, we are required from time to time to do a full landing on autopilot, that wasn't one of them"
Jun 18, 2007 | 7:25 pm
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"Sorry about that, folks. It wasn't the pilot's fault. It wasn't the airplane's fault. It was the asphalt."
Jun 24, 2007 | 8:34 pm
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I've had the standard We'll be passing through to collect any service items you may have, glasses, dishes, rings, watches, wallets.... please don't hesitate to pass them to the center isle.
I am done with SW after one flight.
I am done with SW after one flight.