59 Flight Announcements
 

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:


http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/...ouncements.htm


Looks like this list was incomplete or something. Just a little something in the way of humor.

that's wonderful

See Also:

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showt...t=flight+humor

Looking at #10, it reminds me that, sometimes I'd make an arrival announcement something like last one off the plane has to treat the crew dinner. Usually people deplane like a wind. But this time a guy walked up to me and said, " May I have this honor? "
It freaked me out.

That guy sounds a bit creepy.... :(

Reminds me of a very bumpy landing at BHX a few years back, after which the pilot came on and said something along the lines of

"Well ladies and gentleman, sorry about the landing, we are required from time to time to do a full landing on autopilot, that wasn't one of them"

Also heard, this time from an FA, after a bumpy landing:

"Sorry about that, folks. It wasn't the pilot's fault. It wasn't the airplane's fault. It was the asphalt."

Why? There was an offer and he took it...

I've had the standard We'll be passing through to collect any service items you may have, glasses, dishes, rings, watches, wallets.... please don't hesitate to pass them to the center isle.


I am done with SW after one flight.